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Three Little Pigs

Tuesday, September 07, 2010


Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.

'I would like a Sprite,' said the first little piggy.


'I would like a Coke,' said the second little piggy.


'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' said the third little piggy.

The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.

'I want a nice big steak,' said the first piggy.


'I would like the salad plate,' said the second piggy.


'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' said the third little piggy.

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.

'I want a banana split,' said the first piggy.

'I want a cheesecake,' said the second piggy.


'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' exclaimed the third little piggy.


'Pardon me for asking,' said the waiter to the third little piggy,'


But why have you only ordered beer all evening?'





You're gonna LOVE me for this....






The third piggy says -



'Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!
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TRAVELNISTA 9/9/2010 4:48PM

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CHRYS13 9/7/2010 8:49PM

    oh, for cute! (Love the picture!- - -LOL)

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ALEXSGIRL1 9/7/2010 8:44PM

    emoticon i dont drink beer or alcohol but i could be goods friends with that third pig emoticon

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DEE107 9/7/2010 7:55PM

    lol good one cute

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REJ7777 9/7/2010 4:53PM

    I wasn't expecting that! emoticon emoticon emoticon

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LIFE_IS_SO_GOOD 9/7/2010 4:28PM

    LOL

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TWOTIMESS 9/7/2010 4:28PM

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I'll also have a beer, thanks!

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NHGRL68 9/7/2010 3:13PM

    Cute! emoticon emoticon

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LUCKIEST24 9/7/2010 3:00PM

    Arghhhhh! Why didn't I see that one coming?!?

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STEVENGO2 9/7/2010 2:54PM

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LEXIE63 9/7/2010 1:40PM

    Oh, what a groaner! LOL
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Hugs,
Lex xxx


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SUZIEGREY 9/7/2010 11:05AM

    That had me laughing out loud. I can't believe I didn't see the punchline coming.


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MBSKIT 9/7/2010 10:17AM

    That was funny!!!

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LMCANADA 9/7/2010 9:43AM

    LOL good one!!!!! emoticon

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RHONDA_11 9/7/2010 7:06AM

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MEADSBAY 9/7/2010 6:59AM

    I SHOULD have seen that one coming!
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ROX525 9/7/2010 5:23AM

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DEVORA4 9/7/2010 4:50AM

  cute but I think I am not so thick I figured that out. Here's a question. Why call them little pigs? I am no farmer gal BUT I have never seen a little pig even after they were born.

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EARTHBLING 9/7/2010 4:20AM

  That is hilarious!

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