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Importance of Walking

Friday, September 03, 2010

Importance of Walking

Walking 20 minutes a day can add time to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old
to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
home at $7000 per month.

Grandpa started walking
five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he's 97 years old
and we don't know where he is.

I like long walks,
especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me.

The only reason I would take up walking
is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I have to walk early in the morning,
before my brain figures out what I'm doing..

I joined a health club last year,
spent about 400 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there.

Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

I do have flabby thighs,
but fortunately my stomach covers them.

The advantage of exercising every day
is so when you die, they'll say,
'Well, she looks good doesn't she?'

If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a small country.

I know I got a lot of exercise
the last few years ....
just getting over the hill.

We all get heavier as we get older,
because there's a lot more information in our heads.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.


Every time I start thinking too much
about how I look,
I just find a Happy Hour
and by the time I leave,
I look just fine.

You could walk this over to your friends, but I'd just Blog
it to them instead!


Member Comments About This Blog Post:
SUNNY332 9/6/2010 8:23AM

    Wall tall, my friend.

Hugs, Sunny

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JUST_DEBORAH 9/3/2010 10:31AM

    A sense of humor is such a wonderful thing!

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SHARKAR02 9/3/2010 10:26AM

    I started reading the first one and was thinking WOW, then I read the rest of it and cracked up. Thanks so much for a much needed laugh this morning!

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Thanks for putting a smile on my face first thing this morning!
Have a SPlendid Holiday weekend!

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OLEHIPPIEGAL 9/3/2010 8:46AM

    Dang I thought this would be serious. since I just took up walking on a treadmill every day 4 days a week. So this was funny. thanks

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