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Dumb Quotes: Hopefully they weren't thinking...hopefully

Saturday, August 21, 2010

"Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound."
- Ad in the "Missoulian" by Orange Street Food Farm

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing -- but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter, Boxer

"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
- Alicia Silverstone, Actress

"This is no longer a slum neighborhood. I haven't heard of a Cubs fan being shot in a long time."
- Anonymous Wrigley Field Neighbor, Chicago, IL

"During the scrimmage, Tarkanian paced the sideline with his hands in his pockets while biting his nails."
- AP report describing Fresno State basketball coach Jerry Tarkanian

"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl."
- Bill Peterson, football coach

"The Internet is a great way to get on the net."
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer

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MRE1956 8/22/2010 8:51PM


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GGMFAY 8/22/2010 1:32PM

    thank you for lightening up our days. emoticon

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MRSJERRYBUSH 8/22/2010 12:16PM


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DEE_LITED 8/22/2010 10:44AM

    I loved these!! Hilarious!!! emoticon

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SCRIPTDUCK 8/21/2010 9:04PM

    thanks for a good laugh!

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TRONAN158 8/21/2010 8:56PM

    Oh my! These things crack me up!

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