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Girlie Wisdom Part II


Monday, August 16, 2010

Since some of you enjoyed the Pearls of Girlie Wisdom of yesterday, I will share the rest of the list with you today. Enjoy!

Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I regain consciousness.

I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my panties. (a personal favorite)

Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while, and it shrinks 2 sizes!

Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like......."You know, sometimes I forget to eat!"......Now, I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys, but I have NEVER forgotten to eat.......You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat!

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing------and then they marry him.

I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day!

Live Simply...............Laugh Often.............Love Deeply
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GRAMMIE1959 8/16/2010 10:53PM

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THANKS!

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ANNIE924 8/16/2010 9:41PM

    Thank you, lots of fun. I also have never forgotten to eat. emoticon

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FLAME42 8/16/2010 8:39PM

    These brightened my day! Really- FORGOT to eat, that is absurd. It would be easier to forget to breathe for me.

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BENDER7 8/16/2010 7:41PM

    Hehehe--loved the jogging one!!!! emoticon

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SUNNY332 8/16/2010 6:12PM

    I love the one about jogging. One of my personal favorites.

Take care and thanks for Part II. So very refreshing.

Hugs, Sunny

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DOCYJK 8/16/2010 4:31PM

    I've seen these before - though can't remember where - age is like that!!! Thanks for bringing them to us!!!

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KAITLYNSNAMMY 8/16/2010 3:54PM

    What fun! Thanks!

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SHERYLDS 8/16/2010 2:13PM

    emoticon I went to Catholic school as a kid. The nuns girlie wisdom included: don't wear patent leather shoes with a dress, people can see your underwear. AND THEY WERE SERIOUS.
I worry about those people emoticon

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PJSTIME 8/16/2010 1:58PM

    I have never forgotten to eat.

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CINDY1TWO3 8/16/2010 1:52PM

    Very funny! I never jog. emoticon

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CALLISTA1010 8/16/2010 1:22PM

    emoticon My fav is the one about setting fire to your panties too!

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