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Girlie Wisdom Part II

Monday, August 16, 2010

Since some of you enjoyed the Pearls of Girlie Wisdom of yesterday, I will share the rest of the list with you today. Enjoy!

Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I regain consciousness.

I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my panties. (a personal favorite)

Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while, and it shrinks 2 sizes!

Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like......."You know, sometimes I forget to eat!"......Now, I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys, but I have NEVER forgotten to eat.......You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat!

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing------and then they marry him.

I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day!

Live Simply...............Laugh Often.............Love Deeply
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