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Clever Puns

Sunday, August 15, 2010

Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
A backward poet writes inverse.
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory that was never developed
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Member Comments About This Blog Post:
KOOLNANA5 8/17/2010 12:04AM


very kool:) emoticon

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CAROLYNVIL 8/16/2010 7:20PM

    I loved it.

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DIDMIS 8/15/2010 10:34PM

    That was good for a smile.

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LADYLEE13 8/15/2010 9:00PM

    I loved it, It is really good !!!!

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AMBOMAE82 8/15/2010 8:07PM

    Love it! So cute!

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