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Murder At Walmart

Tuesday, August 10, 2010


Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife
with himself as the beneficiary, and then arranging to have her killed.

A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious dark-side underworld figure who went by the name of 'Artie.' Artie explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a spouse was $5,000.

The husband said he was willing to pay that amount, but that he wouldn't have any
cash on hand until he could collect his wife's insurance money. Artie insisted on being paid at least something up front, so the man opened his wallet,
displaying the single dollar bill that rested inside.
Artie sighed, rolled his eyes, & reluctantly agreed to accept the dollar as down payment for the dirty deed.

A few days later,
Artie followed the man's wife to the local Super Wal-Mart store. There, he surprised her in the produce department & proceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands. As the poor unsuspecting woman drew her last breath & slumped to the floor, the manager of the produce department stumbled unexpectedly onto the murder scene. Unwilling to leave any living witnesses behind, ol' Artie had no choice but to
strangle the produce manager as well.

However, unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were captured by the hidden security cameras & observed by the store's security guard, who immediately
called the police. Artie was caught and arrested before he could even leave the store.

Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the whole sordid plan,
including his unusual financial arrangements with the hapless husband who was also quickly arrested.

The next day in the newspaper, the headline declared...


(You're
going to hate me for this...)




'ARTIE CHOKES 2 for $1.00 @ WAL-MART!'

Oh, quit
groaning!
I don't write this stuff, I receive it from my warped friends and then send it on to you.
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RONIE11 8/14/2010 2:48PM

    very funny... and clean lol

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TERMITEMOM 8/12/2010 8:57PM

    LOL LOL LOL

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SIMPLYABUNDANT 8/12/2010 11:20AM

    Funny!

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MEMARE 8/12/2010 7:24AM

    Good one! emoticon

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FREDDY1232 8/11/2010 2:48PM

    Wonderful joke..Made my day. Thanks

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NEWSHAPE2010 8/11/2010 10:25AM

    Thanks for the laugh. emoticon

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KENCHRIS401 8/11/2010 10:23AM

    Still laughing.... emoticon

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CHOPOLA 8/11/2010 10:08AM

    LOL that's funny!

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LITTLE_QUEEN 8/11/2010 10:05AM

    emoticon

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RONAGAL 8/11/2010 8:46AM

    LMAO...this made my morning...thanks! emoticon

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LBH032460 8/11/2010 8:22AM

    Arlene, that was too good.

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ALISA1223 8/11/2010 8:13AM

    Thank you for making me laugh first thing in the morning. It is going to be a great day LOL

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PRUPLEBEAR 8/11/2010 8:01AM

    LMAO!

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MACS706 8/11/2010 6:52AM

    You're a little devil ya know? ;-)

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NANFACEMIRE1 8/11/2010 5:05AM

    emoticon Arlene, didn't see that one coming. emoticon emoticon

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BARBARAROSE54 8/11/2010 3:23AM

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ALISA-UCDI-1 8/11/2010 12:58AM

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JANE1216 8/11/2010 12:45AM

    Oh my! You had me on this one! emoticon

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MARY1313 8/11/2010 12:10AM

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! You got me for sure!!!

Good one!

Mary

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WINNIEATWELL2 8/10/2010 11:40PM

    Oh dear...that ending suprised me...LOL

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LADYWANTS2BFIT 8/10/2010 11:31PM

    Rofl!

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SPARKPIXIE 8/10/2010 11:28PM

    emoticon

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STERRETT_DOWN 8/10/2010 11:08PM

    That's cute!

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SUCCESSFUL-GALE 8/10/2010 11:08PM

    LOL!!!

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