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Over 40

Saturday, August 07, 2010

Hi, WOMEN OVER FORTY - THIS IS PRICELESS!

In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40:


As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. ;You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons, unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.



For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?', here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!

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ALEXSGIRL1 8/9/2010 8:35PM

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BEFIT014 8/8/2010 9:27AM

    LOVE Andy Rooney!

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DEE107 8/7/2010 9:47PM

    love it thanks

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EPIPHANYANGEL 8/7/2010 2:38PM

    loved it, especially the reference to the sausage. emoticon emoticon

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ITSHOWYOULIVE 8/7/2010 1:32PM

    As an over 40 I really appreciate this!! Love that Andy Rooney!!

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MBSKIT 8/7/2010 12:56PM

    That was great!

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MRS.DOYLE 8/7/2010 10:09AM

    I get on really well at my (mixed) drama classes because most of us are over 40. The exception is a 30 year-old who seems completely mystified about how we can be so content with ourselves. Experience is a wonderful thing.

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JUST_TRI_IT 8/7/2010 9:01AM

    One of my all time favorite people: Andy Rooney!!!

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NHGRL68 8/7/2010 8:12AM

    Good blog! I love Andy Rooney:-) emoticon emoticon

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CHRYS13 8/7/2010 8:02AM

    Love this one...Andy Rooney's great! emoticon

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FITKAT2010 8/7/2010 7:29AM

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DEVORA4 8/7/2010 6:51AM

  He used to be a commentator on tv news but he was retired not retired. He always had witty things to say emoticon emoticon

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SEPTEMBERSPIRIT 8/7/2010 5:47AM

    I've read this before and can concur that the 'over 40' is the best years of our lives! Life experience makes us that much better!

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TAKEMETOTHEBALL 8/7/2010 5:23AM

    Never heard of this legend but I love him already!
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REJ7777 8/7/2010 5:03AM

    It felt good to start my morning with a laugh like that! emoticon

What a guy that Andy Rooney is. You never know what he's going to talk about, but he often makes a lot of sense. And he sure has his own style. emoticon

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