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Wednesday, July 21, 2010

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. Then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

Which reminds me of the advice I give to all the men I know.
Never argue with a woman. Even if you win, YOU'LL BE SORRY.

Have YOU laughed today?


(You could call it a lawyer joke, lol, but that's not PC either. Just say "The moral of this joke is never pick on a woman" and change the word blonde to the word woman. lol. Karen)

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SOPHIEMAE2007 7/23/2010 8:10PM


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MAJA0123 7/22/2010 7:29AM

    TOO FUNNY!!!! i LOVE blond jokes!!! as a natural blond i hear a LOT of them and they ALL get funnier and funnier to me.. LOL.

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ACIMPEGGY 7/21/2010 11:03PM

    Karen, that's great! Don't know if I can share at my Toastmasters meeting, though. Someone there says she is offended by blonde jokes (yes, she is a natural blonde).


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FISHINGLADY66 7/21/2010 10:00PM

    Thanks Karen. That is one I haven't heard. I love it. Now I've had my laugh today. emoticon

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--KREN 7/21/2010 7:58PM

    Actually, this could be called a LAWYER joke, lol. The joke IS on him, lol.

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KOSHIE1 7/21/2010 7:55PM

    Grew up a blonde, but then my hair darkened. Still love blonde jokes though. Thsi has got to be one of my favorites -- Dad is a lawyer!

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IWILLBE145 7/21/2010 5:07PM

    Good one, I loved it!


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JENNY888 7/21/2010 4:54PM

    Great blond joke. Thanks for posting it. emoticon

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JEANNE229 7/21/2010 2:56PM

    LOVED this! Never underestimate a woman...even a blonde woman!

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KAYYVAUGHN 7/21/2010 1:55PM

    That was really good. You just amaze me.
What position did you hold in your former life?

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BELTONWALKER67 7/21/2010 1:47PM

    Need that laugh today! Really lightened up this "heavy" day! emoticon emoticon

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SHASTA11 7/21/2010 1:39PM

    Yes, just now. Thanks.

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