Thursday, June 03, 2010
why do people insist on shoving cake at me? is it really so freaking awful that i don't want cake? are your feelings really hurt when i tell you that i'm trying to be healthy and don't want cake? i mean, it's not like i am personally insulting you...it's not just YOUR cake that is unhealthy. i'm not choosing to single your cake out and personally offend it.
I DON'T WANT ANY DAMN CAKE! yet, you insist on bringing over a "really small" piece and sitting it on my desk and now it is staring at me and i'm afraid you are watching me so i can't just throw it out!
am i not allowed to participate in a birthday celebration if i don't eat cake?