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Laugh of the day

Wednesday, June 02, 2010

This is a true story from our pizza party in class yesterday -

One boy was eating his fourth slice of pizza, taking huge bites and chewing with his mouth open. I leaned over and said quietly, "Sweetheart, try to chew with your mouth closed. Pretend you're eating pizza with the president."

Without missing a beat, he looked at me and said, "Do you have a knife and fork?"

I nearly fell over laughing!

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DJS-DEBBIE 6/5/2010 8:45AM

    I remember having dinner with my grandfather once. We were all trying to be mannerly and eat our fried chicken (on the bone) with a knife and fork. Finally my grandfather turned to my mother and said 'What's wrong with these kids? Don't they know you are supposed to eat chicken with your fingers?"

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JLPNURSE 6/3/2010 9:04PM

    Too cute!

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SAPNA. 6/2/2010 3:28PM

    That is so sweet. bless his heart!

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MILLISMA 6/2/2010 3:26PM

    you never know what kids will say.....love it

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MICHELE_L 6/2/2010 10:54AM

    emoticon Kids say the darndest things!

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LOVESLIFE48 6/2/2010 10:53AM

    kids say the darndest things!!!

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