Laugh of the day
Wednesday, June 02, 2010
This is a true story from our pizza party in class yesterday -
One boy was eating his fourth slice of pizza, taking huge bites and chewing with his mouth open. I leaned over and said quietly, "Sweetheart, try to chew with your mouth closed. Pretend you're eating pizza with the president."
Without missing a beat, he looked at me and said, "Do you have a knife and fork?"
I nearly fell over laughing!