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Sheer Nightgown

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Hope this will lighten your day.......

A man walks into a lingerie department to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several that range from $250 to $500----the sheerer, the higher the price.
Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.....
Being no dummy, once upstairs she realizes it's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. She thinks about that, and decides to do the modeling naked. The nightie is left wrapped up so she can return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund.
She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, "Good grief!!! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!!!"

He never heard the shot......

Funeral on Thursday at Noon.... Closed coffin.....
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