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Sheer Nightgown

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Hope this will lighten your day.......

A man walks into a lingerie department to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several that range from $250 to $500----the sheerer, the higher the price.
Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.....
Being no dummy, once upstairs she realizes it's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. She thinks about that, and decides to do the modeling naked. The nightie is left wrapped up so she can return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund.
She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, "Good grief!!! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!!!"

He never heard the shot......

Funeral on Thursday at Noon.... Closed coffin.....

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
GRAMMIE1959 5/22/2010 12:13PM

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WEKIMER 5/22/2010 9:48AM

  great story. I'd heard it before but it never fails to make me laugh. thanks for stopping by my blog. kim

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BENDER7 5/22/2010 7:56AM

    Loved it!

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FLAME42 5/20/2010 10:26PM

    Men really should learn to think before they speak! Hope she enjoyed her refund.

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LRYASUTAKE 5/20/2010 4:18PM

    Oh my. he, he

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LILPAT3 5/20/2010 3:36PM

    Too cute! emoticon

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BATTISTOLI 5/20/2010 3:05PM

    ha ha ha... i liked that!!!

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MYSHERIANN 5/20/2010 2:24PM

    YIKES! I'd kill him! :D

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PJSTIME 5/20/2010 2:24PM

    That'll teach him. LOL

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SHERYLDS 5/20/2010 1:33PM

    Very Cute.....And so possible.....Men don't often think before they speak.

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SHEBAER 5/20/2010 12:52PM

    This really did make me laugh and I really don't feel like laughing!

thank you

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