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How to Install a Home Security System

Saturday, May 15, 2010


1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4 Leave a note on your door that reads:


Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.

Better wait outside. Be right back.


Member Comments About This Blog Post:
NOTFATCAT 5/16/2010 4:20PM

    That's great.

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PLINE10 5/16/2010 9:16AM

    emoticon Gotta send that to my peeps!

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LUNADRAGON 5/15/2010 10:34PM

    Sounds good to me!

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MOOKBALL 5/15/2010 10:27PM

    You've given me a great idea.

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UNICORN212 5/15/2010 10:08PM

    Loved it! I copied it and emailed it to my family....

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TOWHEE 5/15/2010 10:02PM

    That's priceless! emoticon

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