We Need a Super Hero
Saturday, April 24, 2010
It's obvious who the villains are:
Fatman (AKA The Capered Crusader, The Dark Chocolate Knight)
Fatwoman (think of an overweight Pfeifer or Halle Berry with pointy ears)
The Nibbler (nibble me this, dieter)
The Choker (big grin)
Wonder what I ate Woman
(This is Fatman)
(This is Wonder what I ate Woman)
You get the drift. But I need the fat fighting superhero. The one that makes me want jumping jacks instead of flapjacks.
This super hero has to be a girl and has to be active.
I'm thinking along the lines of Fit Girl
Fighting fat and chopping vegetables, she has the skill and weapons for both.
She'll make fat free swiss out of your gouda intentions.