I have ALWAYS had dogs and when I read this I laughed out loud........I could hear all of them agreeing with each and every one of the following thoughts.......and I REALLY do believe that they can talk......
PEEVES THAT DOGS HAVE ABOUT HUMANS
1. Blaming your farts on me.....NOT funny...Not funny at all!!!

2. Yelling at me for barking. I'm a DOG!!!

3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!!!

5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

(More tomorrow)