Women over 40... NOT Andy Rooney

Thursday, February 04, 2010

This was an email that was said to be on 60 Minute by Andy Rooney
That isn't true

It's still kinda cool

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few
reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over
40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about
it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more
interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming
match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of
course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think
they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often
undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get
psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over
40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than
her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll
tell you right off you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't
ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40
for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every
stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy
relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old
waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for
free?', here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against
marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig
just to get a little sausage!

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    emoticon Oh, ya!
    2964 days ago
    OMG - LOVE IT!!! Thanks so much for sharing!!
    2964 days ago
    PERFECT!!! This is so perfect and so true! I love being in my forties, just wish I could stay here!!! Thanks for sharing.

    2964 days ago
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