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Worst thing you can say on a first date

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Worst thing you can say on a first date

I used to have a real bad bedwetting problem ... but the last couple of weeks I've gotten it under control.

I know we just met and this might seem a little sudden ... but could I borrow five hundred dollars?

I don't see my ex-girlfriend that much ... thanks to the U.S. Department of Justice."

Wait till my wife hears about this!

I had a good time tonight. I'd love to see you again in six to eight months with good behavior.

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