Saturday, January 30, 2010
Worst thing you can say on a first date
•I used to have a real bad bedwetting problem ... but the last couple of weeks I've gotten it under control.
•I know we just met and this might seem a little sudden ... but could I borrow five hundred dollars?
•I don't see my ex-girlfriend that much ... thanks to the U.S. Department of Justice."
•Wait till my wife hears about this!
•I had a good time tonight. I'd love to see you again in six to eight months with good behavior.