Where for art thou you lost poundage?
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Well, well, well. Isn't it nice to see you. Yes, that's right. You're no longer with me. Be it 20 lbs or a mere .6 lbs. I'd rather see you there than here. Yes... you were right here along side me, weren't you? So, what have you been doing lately? Ah... looking for a place to snuggle in to, aren't you? Hmmm. Well, you'll have to look elsewhere. And while you're at it, you'd better find a big place for the rest of these pounds to live as I'm very motivated to see you gone.
That chocolate bar that helped you to get here is now replaced by this juicy clementine. That hour watching Days of Our Lives (sorry soap fans) is now consumed with gym or Wii time. You know those dumbbells and other equipment? The dust is cleared so I can start making new dust... on the sofa.
So, I'm not terribly upset that you're not with me any longer. But, do come back and visit as I need to be reminded that you WERE here, and you are gone. It will be the best motivation ever.
Your old comfy and doughy friend.