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The Snack Police

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Monday, December 07, 2009

The man crept down low, and gesturing for the woman and the small child she carried to stay behind the rock, he advanced slowly along through the thick foliage, sharpened rock in his hand. In the silence of the dusk he listened alertly even as the approaching darkness began inhibiting his vision. The wild creatures had the advantage he knew. They could smell the humans and see them in the darkness. The man was quite sure that no other creature like himself or the woman possessed these abilities. They had taken time to eat last when the sun was just dropping in the sky and now with the darkness coming upon them rapidly, he wished they had waited until back in the safety of the clan to feed.
He motioned for the woman to come quickly and they continued stealthily on their journey.
Suddenly, the man came to a halt and quietly parting the leaves saw the animal circling the remains of another creature. Alert to the potential smell and sound of the humans the animal lifted his head and began to sniff the air. The man turned to the woman and put his hand over his mouth in a gesture for stillness and silence. They crouched in frozen fear - woman clutching the child to her side while the animal debated sampling the available second hand remains or follow his instinct that might lead it to the live creature he sensed in the surroundings.
The child began to move it's head in protest against the hand of it's mother gripping it tightly against her. He began to whimper softly and the man - eyes wild in fear of ensuing wailing - gestured to the woman again with his hand across his mouth. The woman looked at him helpless and questioning with panicked eyes. Thinking quickly he pointed to the small soft animal pelt around her waist and pantomimed feeding. Reaching in she pulled out some of the berries inside and showed them to the struggling infant. He greedily accepted the offerings and stuffed them in his mouth --

AND THUS THE SHUT-UP SNACK WAS BORN!

It starts in infancy when mothers pack little bright colored Tupperwear containers of Cheerios in the diaper bag. Not to satisfy true hunger, but to occupy a bored child who wants to fuss. One of the women I work with told the story of her daughter pitching a fit during communion when the mother received the host on her tongue from the priest because she couldn't have a cookie too. The mother started bringing up a cheerio for the priest to bless and she could pop in the child's mouth.
I'm not judging, I did it too, but make no mistake, this was not a learned behavior. My mother needed no food bribes to get you to settle down. She had THE LOOK. It might have worked at the time, but didn't stick, because I grew up snacking out of boredom anyway.
If you look up snack in the dictionary it says: a small amount of food eaten between meals. A light meal eaten in a quick or casual manner.
In essence it's eating a small amount of food BECAUSE YOU ARE HUNGRY to tide you over until your next meal.
It's not meant to be a pizza or a one pound bag of M&M's.
This was one of the concepts I had a hard time with when I began my journey to fitness and goal weight -- learning the difference between a snack and a treat.
If a snack is a small amount of food to supplement your meals because you are hungry, then what exactly is a treat?
The dictionary defines the noun "treat" as an event or item THAT IS OUT OF THE ORDINARY and gives pleasure.
So when did one pound bags of M&Ms become ordinary for me?
I hate to keep picking on my husband in blogs but those M&M's became ordinary when I married him. He loves sweets. Especially chocolate in any form. I guess what they say is true: opposites attract. I've always loved salty. Chips, pretzels, anything with cheese. But like many brides eager to please I included candy, cupcakes, and puddings in my grocery cart along with my salty snacks and ate them both.
When I decided to try dieting, I discovered that many diets discouraged eating between meals, yet the portions allowed at meals often weren't enough to sustain me until the next one.
I can remember the very first time I went to Weight Watchers back in 1986. I followed the plan religiously and when my stomach began hurting, I couldn't figure it out. I feared that somehow, some food I was eating or the stress of dieting had caused an ulcer. I described the pain to my husband and he laughed uproariously! He was a thin man despite his fondness for sweets because he simply ate when he was hungry and when he wasn't, he didn't. He looked at me and proclaimed "You don't have an ulcer, for the first time in your life you are hungry"!
Stunned for a minute, I realized he was right! I had never in my life really known what hunger was. That actual gnawing sensation in my stomach was not anything pathological. I didn't know what to do. I was eating the maximum allowed on the diet already. Would my stomach truly "shrink" over time like the mysterious "they" said?
What that knowledge did was set me up for failure. Overtime, the hunger did lesson some as I learned that some foods stick with you better than others, but even so I still felt hungry most of the time and eventually I caved in and binged like - well -- a starving woman.
Now Weight Watchers has progressed over the years and has incorporated the necessity of snacking into their plans. My cynical husband said sure they did when they figured out they could make money off of selling their own brand of snacks. I hesitate to be critical of them though, because I have met many people who found success with them as I did. Many times over as I mentioned in a previous blog. The fact that I was eating treats instead of snacks didn't register with me because I wasn't going over my point limits and that's really what weight loss is all about -- eating less calories than you expend. However, in the long run that doesn't encourage the healthier concept of proper snacking. You are still eating treats.
It finally started to sink in to me when I found SparkPeople and started reading articles on running and how you should eat to obtain your peak performance. I adopted a program of eating six times a day. Three main meals and three healthy mini meals in between. It might be a banana or other piece of fruit. It might be some whole grain crackers and low fat cheese. Maybe some raw veggies and humus to dip them in.
I really never feel hungry at all anymore. I can get in all my calcium in because a glass of milk or a carton of yogurt makes a nice snack.
Occasionally I treat myself but usually only if I'm out. I try not to keep sweets that can trigger my old bingeing habits in the house. My husband has "his shelf" in the pantry that I don't even entertain the thought of reaching into.
Except for lately.
My Thanksgiving eating debacle set me back and ignited old passions that I had squelched for some time. So out of self-preservation I didn't put a single candy bar, cookie, or cupcake in the grocery cart when I went to the store last week. I just don't feel in control enough to allow them back within my reach.
The other night my husband came up from the television and automatically went to the pantry in search of his treats and found nothing but a few stale graham crackers and a box of raisins. He asked me what the deal was and I explained that didn't feel in control enough with my eating to allow them back into the house yet but would he like some natural style microwave popcorn? As if he didn't quite believe me he started searching through the cupboards and freezer. Nothing? Sugar free applesauce I suggested.
"Humpf", he huffed as he sighed and reached for a couple of containers of the applesauce. "Who made YOU the snack police?"
I looked at him and said casually "Oh that was decided at the meeting".
"What meeting?" he asked.
"THE MEETING WHERE I WAS ALSO ELECTED TO MENU PLAN, GROCERY SHOP, AND COOK"! I replied.
Knowing defeat when he was faced with it, he snatched up the applesauce and headed back to the stairs muttering all the way about "a man in his own home"!
Jeez! I thought...

Caveman!


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2ABETRLIFE 12/26/2009 9:10PM

    Applause!
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ALLISON4EG 12/23/2009 12:00AM

    You have such a readable entertaining blog! :)

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PINKAMINGO 12/22/2009 9:25PM

    Great blog! The shut up snack could possibly be contributing to the childhood obesity rate. If we learn at an early age to eat when we are bored instead of only when we are hungry, it is yet another obstacle to overcome as we age and get bigger. No faults to any moms, sometimes it needs to be done. Very similar to giving a treat to a dog whenever they come inside from going out.

Love the comment about it was decided at the meeting. LOL!

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FAITHFULSTORIES 12/20/2009 11:25PM

    Laughed out loud at the thus the shut-up snack was born! I'm queen of this as was my mother and my grandmother and great-grandmother and well, you get the picture. My daughter is heading there too always complaining there is nothing "good" to eat anymore. I, too, have stopped buying treats and am trying to teach healthy snacks to myself and therefore; my children. Not easy. Loved your blog, and will try to learn the lessons well!

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MASE72 12/20/2009 2:08PM

    great blog

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HAPPYSOUL91 12/10/2009 11:41AM

    What a great read, very funny and especially "AND THUS THE SHUT-UP SNACK WAS BORN" gulp....I've certainly done this.

LOL, your husband, but when it is decided at a meeting, it is decided!

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SHI-TOODLES4ME 12/10/2009 8:58AM

    Very creative and cute, thanks for sharing!

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DDOORN 12/10/2009 12:06AM

    Oh yeah...! That's my favorite way to deal with sweet treats...keep them way far away...WELL out of arm's reach! I'm so blessed to have others in my home who agree wholeheartedly! Whew! :-)

Don

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BESTSUSIEYET 12/9/2009 9:32PM

    Hooray!! Another blog by Joanne gets
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I especially appreciated the distinction between snacks and treats! For me, I need enough treats to not feel deprived, so I've learned to make healthy treats. Last night I did the heatlhy granola bars recipe, added a little cocoa powder, baked it in mini-muffin tin (portion control!!) and LOVED one of them for my mid-morning snack today. 113 calories to tide me over and make me not-too-hungry at lunch time. Keep writing, my friend -- and keep making those wise choices!!


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JAVAJO47 12/9/2009 6:54PM

    As always an excellent thought where snacking is concerned. You made me laugh out loud with the line thrown at your hubby. I have been failing miserably the last few weeks with snacks and need to stop buying and making my son's favorite holiday treats...it's gonna get the best of me. If I don't buy, just as you did, then I will go back to eating what I know is good for me. Hmmmm...now THERE's a good thought. emoticon

Jo Ann

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TIGERJANE 12/9/2009 6:43PM

    I'm stealing your line "It was decided at the meeting!" LOLOLOL!!!

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TIFFANY_SUZANNE 12/9/2009 4:50PM

    I think I have a little teeny crush on your husband Joanne.
(Where's that SHUT-UP snack when I need it...)

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LADYFOLDER 12/8/2009 5:06PM

    Thank you for your sense of humor.


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SUZY6281 12/8/2009 11:40AM

    Ha! I will have to use your line next time my husband complains about the cooking!

Good for you for tackling snacks the best way you know how. I have to do the same. If I buy snack for my husband, I only buy things I'm not fond of. Chocolate can not enter my house. I tried freezing it so I wouldn't eat it, and would you believe it tastes even better frozen?

suzy

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SHIRLEYDILLARD 12/7/2009 10:32PM

    Love it!!

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LORIZIM 12/7/2009 2:56PM

    Awesome blog. I hope to get to the point where I can have the self control to just not bring it into the house!

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THEQUEENBEE333 12/7/2009 1:36PM

    Thanks for sharing. Makes a very good point!

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KITTYF54 12/7/2009 12:39PM

    Loved this! you made me LAUGH!! That was decided at the meeting.

I don't mind keeping stuff around for my husband as long as he doesn't leave it sit on the counters and table all the time, (which he does) and as long as he buys most of it himself, which he does. I do buy chocolate, but as long as the can is kept up above eye level I don't mess with it, it just doesn't draw my eye.

Thanks for the laugh. Kitty

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DAYHIKER 12/7/2009 12:01PM

    You nut! You cracked me up with this one! Especially the melodrama at the beginning!! emoticon

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ASIAMORA 12/7/2009 11:23AM

    thanks for making me smile.

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BARBARA_G 12/7/2009 11:02AM

    You made me smile. I love how you explained the lack of snacks to your husband!
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Barbara

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HILARYMM 12/7/2009 10:27AM

    Congratulations on accepting your role as Snack Police, and for giving me a great laugh this morning!

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LAURIE5658 12/7/2009 10:20AM

    And the crowd roars uncontrollably as Joanne hits it out of the ballpark!!!!! What is it wit men lately???!!! ACK!

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TRINITY4001 12/7/2009 9:50AM

    Great blog piece! Thanks!

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CHEPRBYTHEDOZN 12/7/2009 7:41AM

    Once again..a great blog!!

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NIGHTSKYSTAR 12/7/2009 6:47AM

    love this one!

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DENRNAJ 12/7/2009 6:37AM

    Ahhhhhhhh, the great snack/treat issue! I have also followed a plan in the past that was strict with 3 meals a day with nothing in-between- not even a piece of gum. I was miserable and it lead to many a pm binge. Immature? Lack of self control? I believe that I had set myself up to fail. I also felt very weak when I tried to exercise. That has since changed.
LOL- my son has "his drawer". What goes in the drawer only comes out by his hand.
Thank you for posting, wonderful blog!
Janice

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WISLNDR 12/7/2009 6:02AM

    I like your writing style and your blog was both entertaining and thought-provoking. Thanks for sharing!

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FLAWLESSCUBE 12/7/2009 4:18AM

    Wow I loved reading this and my DH plays the snack police at times, bless his heart. He reminds me I must log whatever food he didn't deem part of my plan that day into that website I am always on. SOunds familiar anyone? aw well someday there will be SF M&M's and we will all rejoice :)
THanks for sharing this.

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WASABI601 12/7/2009 1:30AM

    okay...the M&M thing....awe come on...cut us husbands some slack on that. We really don't eat them.....um.....we just pick out the green M&M's....because you wives are looking so hot now!!!!!

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VXWALL1942 12/7/2009 1:11AM

    After my initial smile at the scenario of the cave man, I grasped the reality and then let out a hoot when the initiation of snacking was identified. If only I knew as a child, and then as a mother, just how detrimental this pathetic behavior pattern is I would have done things very differently.

Now if only I had my own team of Snack Police. My DH frequently brings home stuff I shouldn't touch...but do. Well, I guess that means I need to police myself - anybody know where to buy will power? - in order to win my daily battle and, ultimately, the war.

Loved the blog and the thoughts it provoked in me.

Thanks

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