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This is a public service announcement. This is not an actual emergency. This is a test of your ability to love your body. No matter how short, tall, fat, thin, wrinkly or smooth.

The broadcasters of your posterior area have developed this system to inform you that your gradually diminishing behind is no longer in a state of emergency. The following is notification that the junk in your trunk is starting to bounce instead of jiggle. This announcement is to inform you that your butt no longer requires it's own postal code. It's actually possible to tell where your bum ends and your thighs start!

This system is proud to serve your increasingly smoking hot bottom and the curves that are developing with it.

If this had been an actual emergency, the Attention Signal would have instructed you with flatulence to tune in to your local hiney and work it, work it, work it!

Thank you for tuning in to this Public Service Announcement about how hot your Butt is becoming. This concludes this test of the Emergency Broadcast System. We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.

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