Wednesday, November 04, 2009
I spent my Halloween weekend chasing after aliens
handing out candy to interesting people I found on the street
dodging full cans of beer being thrown at me my obnoxious college boys (not even an interesting story)
and looking for things which were haunted.
You'd think after all that I'd lose weight, but I gained a pound and a half.
•If you embarrass yourself by picking up candy along the parade route for your little cousin, make sure said cousin gets said candy
•Don't go looking for candy, it will find you
•Although it's true you can run but you can't hide, at least you're burning calories
•Many things go well with apples, including an entire bucket of Halloween candy