I'm starving.

Eat.

I skipped breakfast, I only had coffee and now my tummy is rumbling sooooooo loud.

Eat.

I am! I'm checking the menus out.

MENUS! YES! We are ordering delivery today!!!

Yup, I'm trying to find something healthy but not too heavy. Something big but not alot of calories. Something more substantial than a salad though. Salads weigh nothing but they are really tricky with the extras they throw in there.

I know! I know what we can eat! I know! I know!



PIZZA! PIZZA! PIZZA!!

Dude that has absolutely none of the things I was just talking about.

Wrong. You said no salad. HOW ABOUT CHICKEN FINGERS AND RANCH DRESSING!!!

Everything on these menus are packed with things that are bad for you! I want meat- but I don't want it drowned in spaghetti sauce, or gravy or...

Buffalo WINGS!!!!!!! YES YES YES!!!

NO! I don't even like buffalo wings. What about...

CHEESEBURGER!!!!!!!!

STOP IT!

MONTY CRISTO!!! ONION RINGS!!! PASTA IN A BREAD BOWL!!!!!! CHEEEEEEEESEEEEEEECAKE!!!!!!!!
!!!!

Have you learned nothing about eating healthy??

I learned that I don't care.

I think I am going to get a cold roast beef sandwich on whole wheat with lettuce and tomato. No mayo or anything.

You are wasting my eat-out day. WASTING IT!

You know what?

wut

I don't care.

Those sandwiches come with french fries.

No I told them to bring me a bottle of water instead.

DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH FLAVOR???

No. but I think that the only flavors you understand are salty and sweet.

That's so not true. I also like bubbly, crunchy and creamy!

Look seriously, you aren't going to get to me today.

Fine, I'm going to get a Coke.

Oh no you aren't.

Oh really?



Oh so that's how it's gonna be today, eh? At least I made you miss your morning run.

I didn't even have one scheduled. AND I did 100 crunches this morning.

FINE.

FINE!

FINE!

Hahahahahahahahahaha see you at the party tonight for dinner. You're goin down, sucka!

Actually, they didn't even invite you. You can't come.