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Twas' the month after Christmas!

Tuesday, November 03, 2009

Twas The Month After Christmas
Twas the month after Christmas and all through the house
Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse.

The cookies I'd nibbled, the eggnog I'd taste.
All the holiday parties had gone to my waist.

When I got on the scales there arose such a number!
When I walked to the store (less a walk than a lumber).

I'd remember the marvelous meals I'd prepared;
The gravies and sauces and beef nicely rared,

The wine and the rum balls, the bread and the cheese
And the way I'd never said, "No thank you, please."

As I dressed myself in my husband's old shirt
And prepared once again to do battle with dirt---

I said to myself, as I only can
"You can't spend a winter disguised as a man!"

So--away with the last of the sour cream dip,
Get rid of the fruit cake, every cracker and chip

Every last bit of food that I like must be banished
Till all the additional ounces have vanished.

I won't have a cookie--not even a lick.
I'll want only to chew on a long celery stick.

I won't have hot biscuits, or corn bread, or pie,
I'll munch on a carrot and quietly cry.

I'm hungry, I'm lonesome, and life is a bore---
But isn't that what January is for?

Unable to giggle, no longer a riot.
Happy New Year to all and to all a good diet!

Everyone you are more that capable to be able to stick to your plans and goals.. i have faith that you will not be this way the month after christmas.. My goal is to enjoy the holidays without having to go back 20 lbs and start all over.. and this poem will help me..

We must laugh through this journey..

Jammee
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LINNLAT 11/20/2009 3:52PM

    That's too cute and funny!
GOGOMYA 11/9/2009 11:31PM

    Oh I laughed out loud! This was too cute!! Did you write this yourself? Quite clever!
RHALES199 11/4/2009 9:16AM

    Thanks for sharing this! I think I need to print it out so I can read it often over the next 2 months!
CHRISPYLEE 11/3/2009 11:58PM

    Thanks Jammee!
We CAN do this...through the holidays and all!
This poem will not be me..I will enjoy the holidays with glee!
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NAEBUG12 11/3/2009 7:40PM

    thanks for sharing! very funny:)
JENEAL1 11/3/2009 5:36PM

    Man, this is Great!!!! Thanks for sharing it. I do not want this to be me.
DHAZ09 11/3/2009 3:34PM

    This is great!! Too funny & motivating too. emoticon emoticon
TRADTRAV 11/3/2009 3:23PM

    Wouhou! That's one motivational poem! I love it :-)
GLACIERLILY 11/3/2009 2:51PM

    Great poem! I'm going to print this and save it for motivational purposes.

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YOOVIE 11/3/2009 2:30PM

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!

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