I am so pooped this is going to be short.

The rain deterred me from wanting to get up for work, much let alone walk there.

I was late, but I brought my own lunch.

I had a horrible woman come in and start insulting me like I was some sort of idiot who didn't understand the English language (she actually asked me if I had a dictionary! Smart Alec that I am, I did have one and offered it to her because it seemed she needed it more than me).

I then was telling someone about this horrid woman when I was asked how old she was, "Oh, she was around my age give or take."

"Oh like what, 26?"

Nothing like a man complimenting you on your age - almost thirteen years younger than you really are!

Bed time for Bonzo - night Sparkers!