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Boobs of different religions

Monday, October 12, 2009

Hey everyone, I was driving to the grocery store today and saw a lady walking down the sidewalk. She was overweight but going at a good clip and I thought, Good for you! Then I looked at myself and wondered when I was going to start putting that much effort into my own loss.
I stepped on the scale and was down another pound, good news for sure, but I put no effort into it, so imagine what I could really be losing. I haven't done any measurements in a while either, but I hesitate to do that. I have a generous rack and don't look forward to losing any of it, but, if it has to go, it has to go. Who knows, maybe the loss will ease up some of the back pain. And then I received this email:
Hope this will give you a chuckle:
What Religion is Your Bra?
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.'
'What type of bra?' asked the clerk.
'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'
'Look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. 'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose.' Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:
'There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?'

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, 'It is all really quite simple... '

The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
(A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !

They forgot the German bra.
Holtzemfromfloppen

Now, let's get out there, embrace our boobs regardless of size or floppiness and have a great week!

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SKINNIKKI 10/12/2009 5:11PM

    that's great!

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CANDICANE32 10/12/2009 4:35PM

    very very funny

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SHARJOPAUL 10/12/2009 4:13PM

    LOL I needed a good laugh Thanks

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WANDAC2013 10/12/2009 4:04PM

    emoticon

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EVVYSBABY 10/12/2009 3:55PM

    Great blog - thanks!

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