Monday, October 12, 2009
List of things a man can only say to his mother in law at Thanksgiving:
1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Itís Cool Whip time!
4. If I donít undo my pants, Iíll burst!
5. Whew, thatís one terrific spread!
6. Iím in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. Itís a little dry. Do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn. Youíll get some!
10. Donít play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think youíll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didnít expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. Youíll know itís ready when it pops up.
16. Thatís the biggest one Iíve ever seen!
17. How long do I beat it before itís ready?