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Sometimes you find something just to good to pass up... A Must Read for anyone needing a laugh.

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Gotta keep from crying:

The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

It's so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

The economy is so bad that CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

The economy is so bad if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

The economy is so bad Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

The economy is so bad McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

The economy is so bad parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

The economy is so bad a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .

The economy is so bad Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

The economy is so bad Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

The economy is so bad the Mafia is laying off judges.

And finally...

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
KAITLYNSNAMMY 1/30/2010 1:21PM

    We all need a good laugh. Thanks and have a wonderful weekend.
Susie in CT

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GLENDAJ5 11/3/2009 9:47AM

    This is funny. Thanks for the laugh.

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BLOSSOMKITTY 10/13/2009 12:47PM

    I printed this out! hahahahahaha!!!! how true it is!


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LADYIRISH317 10/2/2009 12:10PM


I'm "borrowing" this for a couple of my teams and a lot of my friends!

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HIP-MOM 10/1/2009 3:35PM

    That was really funny! Thanks for brightening my day, Catherine! emoticon

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DAKOTANMISTY 9/29/2009 9:03PM

    I enjoyed this emoticon emoticon emoticon

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GRANDMAMAOF3 9/29/2009 5:50PM

    This is great, thanks!

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