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And Now For A Bit of Truth & Humor!

Monday, September 07, 2009

It's a rainy day. I did manage to get in my walk, and am doing quilting. My sister just sent this one to me, and I thought we can all use a little humor, so.......

God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day.
He inquired, "Where have you been?"
God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said. "What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused."
God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. "For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while Southern Europe is going to be poor. Over here I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things."
God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel , impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and said, "What's that one?"
"That's Washington State , the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills, and plains. The people from Washington State are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace, and producers of software."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what about balance, God? You said there would be balance."
God smiled, "There's another Washington . Wait till you see the idiots I put there."

Hope you enjoyed it as much as I did!

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
TOWHEE 9/8/2009 12:12AM

    Thanks so much. I loved it. emoticon

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JYANTKILR 9/7/2009 11:33PM

    Heh Heh...too good !

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KIMBEE13 9/7/2009 11:05PM

    thats hilarious!

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HAPPY2BAMOMMY 9/7/2009 8:32PM

    That did make me giggle.... :) Thanks!

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LOVESCAMPING 9/7/2009 4:31PM

    I hadn't seen this one. This is good. Thanks for posting it.

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