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Monday, September 07, 2009

George, who was 70-years-old, went for his annual physical. All of his test results came back normal. Dr. Smith said, "George, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with God?"

George replied, "God and me are real tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, POOF the light goes on when I pee, and then POOF the light goes off when I'm done."

"Wow," commented Dr. Smith, "That's incredible!"

A little later in the day, Dr. Smith called George's wife.

"Thelma," he said, "George is just fine. Physically he's great, but I had to call because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and, POOF the light goes on in the bathroom, and then POOF it goes off when he's done?"

Thelma exclaimed, "That old fool! He's peeing in the refrigerator again!"


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BONNIE627 9/8/2009 11:56AM


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APPEALSTOME 9/8/2009 6:15AM

    Thanks for the laugh. I needed it.

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GR8GAMMY 9/7/2009 8:31PM

    SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Funny Peggy. Thx for the laugh Lol emoticon

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MOMMA_BEAR_69 9/7/2009 5:16PM

    FUNNY!!! emoticon emoticon emoticon

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WEEBIT50 9/7/2009 5:05PM

    Laughed so hard i cried ,made my day I needed a good laugh today .be blessed of Gods gifts.

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SUPREME5 9/7/2009 4:54PM

    good one
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TANNERSMOM7 9/7/2009 4:51PM

    Couldn't stop laughing! Guess it's funniest when we are all of that "certain age!"

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TARIANGIE 9/7/2009 3:50PM

Good one.

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