Jeri, owner of the van, informed me the window I was squished through was actually 7"x14". Now I'M even impressed! That would explain some of the bruising...
Wow, you're 7" from back to front? (Well at least in the middle ... haha ... not counting those poor "girls"). I hope your bruises heal fast. Arnica for the bruises and Traumeel (both homeopathic) seem to work great for me. Then again I've never had a mammogram from a street paver ... :)