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On the Lighter Side

Wednesday, August 05, 2009

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me either.
Just pretty much leave me alone.

The journey of a thousand miles will probably include a broken fan belt and leaky tire.

It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was worth it.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Some days you're the bug; some days you’re the windshield.

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

Now that you have had a good chuckle don't you feel better?


Member Comments About This Blog Post:
SKYEFYR 8/9/2009 3:14PM

  On the bright side, with the Harley you don't have to worry about the broken fan belt!


Thanks for the smiles!

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    Yes I feel much better, thanks for the laugh!

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KDLOCA 8/8/2009 10:49AM

    My day will be much brighter now that i have had a good chuckle. emoticon

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DIVEDIVA1 8/5/2009 10:30PM

    Love it! Thanks for the smiles.

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BIGTIM3 8/5/2009 4:55PM

    All so very true!

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MOCOHOLO 8/5/2009 4:17PM

    I love the first one! I'll have to remember that for one of my moody days.

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SUNNYARIZONA 8/5/2009 3:52PM

    VERY FUNNY! emoticon

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