Friday, July 24, 2009
Really! What is the deal with my a** I mean butt?!? Why won’t it keep up with the rest of my fleeing fat? I know I sit on it a LARGE portion of the day, but does it have to be angry with me for keeping it muffled? I know it would “possibly” shrink with exercise, but I have a sympathetic heart and don’t want to cause it pain. Clearly I don’t like it but it’s just not in my nature to be sadistic (wicked smile because that is SO in my nature). I mean I try to buy jeans that flatter you, I keep you out of harmful direct sunlight, I occasional provide you with the comfort of a big pair of 100% cotton granny panties…COME ON!!! WORK WITH ME BUTTOCK!!! Can we please go from caboose to booty? Wouldn't you love to be called tushie, derriere or hinney? Let me love you…..PLEASE!