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What's the deal with my BUTT!!!

Friday, July 24, 2009

Really! What is the deal with my a** I mean butt?!? Why won’t it keep up with the rest of my fleeing fat? I know I sit on it a LARGE portion of the day, but does it have to be angry with me for keeping it muffled? I know it would “possibly” shrink with exercise, but I have a sympathetic heart and don’t want to cause it pain. Clearly I don’t like it but it’s just not in my nature to be sadistic (wicked smile because that is SO in my nature). I mean I try to buy jeans that flatter you, I keep you out of harmful direct sunlight, I occasional provide you with the comfort of a big pair of 100% cotton granny panties…COME ON!!! WORK WITH ME BUTTOCK!!! Can we please go from caboose to booty? Wouldn't you love to be called tushie, derriere or hinney? Let me love you…..PLEASE!

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
KHARLESS 7/29/2009 5:25PM

    Hey stranger... Welcome back! I've been hiding as well, but the journey continues and I am still far from where I started. Congrats on all your successes!

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RONICA8092 7/24/2009 7:01PM

    LOL! GREAT BLOG!! I'm finally GETTING a butt through my jogging i think... BUT MY LOWER GUT IS WHAT IS KILLING ME!!! It's sooo frustrating!
Good luck 'butting out' (:
*ronica emoticon

Comment edited on: 7/24/2009 7:01:26 PM

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FORDCHICK73 7/24/2009 7:00PM

    lol, what a great post!! I have the same issues with my boobs... lol ... they won't cooperate and play along with the rest of me :)

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SHLUMPY1 7/24/2009 6:56PM

    LOL!!! That is so funny! I feel the same way, my behind is huge. I have trouble finding pants that don't gap at the waist because of my huge behind. Hopefully one day it will catch up!

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