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Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans


Tuesday, June 30, 2009

'1'
Blaming your farts on me.....
Not funny... Not funny at all !!!

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'2'
Yelling at me for barking.
I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG

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'3'
Taking me for a walk, then
Not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

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'4'
Any trick that involves balancing
Food on my nose. Stop it!

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'5'
Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why we chew your stuff
Up when you're not home.

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'6'
The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.
You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what
A proud moment for the top of the food chain.

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'7'
Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip',
Then acting surprised when I freak
Out every time we go back!

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'8'
Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

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'9'
Dog sweaters. Hello ???
Haven't you noticed the fur?

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'10'
How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.

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Now lay off me on some of these things.
We both know who's boss here!
You don't see me picking up your poop do you?
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Member Comments About This Blog Post:
CORRINER 7/28/2009 8:41PM

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AHARGER 7/3/2009 12:53PM

    This was tooo cute. I printed it off and shared it with all my family. We have two weiner dogs. Of course they are the bosses of the house. Lol

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JOANNAMARIE 7/1/2009 11:13PM

    That was cute!

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EHLERSSARAH 7/1/2009 10:21PM

    Ha! Very nice!

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PAINTER41 7/1/2009 8:27PM

    I could see my dogs mouth moving when I was reading this..........ha ha ha
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CHOCMOM 7/1/2009 5:23PM

  emoticon I needed this - I will be easier on my girls from now on.

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KJSYKES 7/1/2009 12:18PM

  I have 3 Dachshunds. This made my day! emoticon

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GRANNYDAYDREAM 7/1/2009 11:11AM

  I train and show dogs and this is great!!!!! emoticon

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MARI7167 7/1/2009 10:24AM

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ARMETIS 6/30/2009 11:30PM

    LOL!
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Love dogs!

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MOMOFSAN01 6/30/2009 11:11PM

  I am a fanatic dog lover and love any and everything printed about and for dogs. Loved this and it is so true. I am convinced canines are smarter than some people I know. My Sandy is my pride and joy and she can relate to all of these. emoticon

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SURLYGIRL 6/30/2009 10:21PM

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Thanks - that was awesome!

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ROSEYWINTER 6/30/2009 7:51PM

    lol that was funny!

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SANTACARVER1 6/30/2009 7:40PM

    Absolutely true!!!!! Are they something emoticon

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CORNELIA1107 6/30/2009 7:32PM

    Loved it and so true.

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SONIA.B 6/30/2009 5:24PM

    emoticon LMAO LOVED IT!! emoticon emoticon emoticon

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LADYJEXIE 6/30/2009 4:47PM

    lol

I've long suspected they 'know' a lot more than we give them credit for.

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NANCY1204 6/30/2009 4:20PM

    emoticon Too funny!

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