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DIET DROPOUT HUMOR (aka ANTI-DIET HUMOR)

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

DIET DROPOUT HUMOR (aka ANTI-DIET HUMOR) This page is full of HEAVY HUMOR, so sit back and laugh off some calories. PEARLS AMONG THE PERILS OF OVEREATING:

I THOUGHT TUNA WAS SOMETHING TO HOLD THE MAYONAISE TOGETHER.MILK DOES THE BODY GOOD, BUT DANG!!! HOW MANY GALLONS DID YOUR DRINK? --Dan Worona

I CAN SPEAK 7 LANGUAGES
(QUICHE, LASAGNA, CHOCOLATE, ENCHILADA, SUSHI, CHOW MEIN, and MOUSSAKA)

SEVEN DAYS WITHOUT CHOCOLATE MAKES ONE WEAK.

CARROT-EATERS ANONYMOUS DISBANDED
(No one eats too many carrots)

I HAVE A WEIGHT PROBLEM.
(I CAN'T WAIT TO EAT!!!)

THERE'S NO CHOCOLATE IN HELL
THAT'S WHY IT'S HELL.

The fat lady PUNTIFICATED, "I diet religiously... I PREY on SUNDAES." --Woriginal byDaniel Worona

HARD WORK HAS A FUTURE PAYOFF.
LAZINESS PAYS OFF NOW!

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BOYFRIEND AND A HUSBAND? --ABOUT 30 POUNDS.

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE FAMISHED DIETER WHO WAS A VORACIOUS READER?
SHE DEVOURED HER DIET BOOK IN ONE SITTING.
--Dan Worona

MONDAY + SUNDAE = FUNDAY --Daniel Worona

I AM ALREADY FOUR YEARS AHEAD ON MY DAILY FAT ALLOWANCE. I'M LOOKING FOR SKINNY PEOPLE TO SEE IF I CAN BORROW THEIRS.

GLUTTON: ONE WHO DIGS HIS GRAVE WITH HIS TEETH.

STEP AEROBICS: On, off, on, off, on, off, on, off.
TALK ABOUT GOING NOWHERE FAST.

WHY ARE MARRIED WOMEN HEAVIER THAN SINGLE WOMEN?
A:SINGLE WOMEN COME HOME, SEE WHAT'S IN THE FRIDGE AND GO TO BED. MARRIED WOMEN COME HOME, SEE WHAT'S IN THE BED AND GO TO THE REFRIGERATOR.

I HAVE THE BODY OF A GOD
...BUDDHA

BEWARE OF THE FULL MOON!!!: PEOPLE DO SUICIDAL THINGS WHEN THERE IS A FULL MOON, LIKE START DIETS.
--A Daniel Woriginal

I do have GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT!!! I work in a doughnut shop, and I've gained forty pounds.
--Daniel Worona "Rara Avis."SOME DO RICHARD SIMMONS, SOME DO JANE FONDA, I DO SARA LEE.THOINK THIN! THOINK THIN!
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BETRME100 5/21/2009 8:05AM

    Too funny...thanks for the laughs!

Kit

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REDNECKFEMINIST 5/21/2009 2:51AM

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ETAGGEL 5/20/2009 10:03PM

    Very good. Its great that we can laugh at these things!


Phyllis

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STUDIETWO 5/20/2009 9:42PM

    Some those jokes are why I have so much weight to lose now!

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