Tuesday, April 28, 2009
So this whole drinking at least eight glasses of water a day is great for the health. It is not great for those of us who don't have close proximity to a bathroom at the office and get so involved in work that they don't visit the bathroom until there's serious danger of ruining the office chair and leaving a puddle. As I walked towards the ladies' room each time today (close to every 5 minutes) I prayed not to see anyone I know. It would just be way too awkward to have to shove them out of the way like a lineman protecting a wide receiver while holding my knees together to prevent leakage. That is my small victory for the day; drinking 8 glasses of water without peeing on myself.
Oh yeah, and having my husband flexing and asking if I want to go to the gun show tonight was pretty awesome too. He's freakin' hilarious.