Have you ever felt like a call girl?
You are a call girl if you....
Are in the bathroom when the phone rings and you decide to pick it up. And is someone selling you long distance service.
Your phone rings in the middle of the night and is a wrong number.
You are painting the high corners of a room and the phone rings but you scan the message and have to get down to get it because is an emergency and you have to leave your house with paint on your nose.
You are walking out the door and the phone rings but you open the door again and guess what, it was a wrong number.
Your long lost ex boyfriend calls you when you are in the middle of having sex with your gorgeous new boyfriend or new husband. But yet you think is important so you pick up the phone and he is inviting you to his own wedding.
Your grandmother rings you thinking she is ringing someone else but yet stays on the phone with you for hours.
Your mother calls you to ask you for dating advise.
You receive a call to buy hunting magazines and you are vegetarian.
Your brother calls you to tell you he is getting a divorce and you are on the other line with your sister in law consoling because she thinks she is pregnant with your brother's baby.
You receive a call from a client that need you to sort out an issue for her but you never sold her anything. So you make her your new client.
And the last but the best one,
You receive a call from your local library asking you to return a book you never rented about how to deal with a stressful day. So you tell them that you never rented it but if they get it back to put you on the list because you urgently need it.
Believe it or not I received all this calls yesterday and was running in circles trying to figure out what was coming next.
At the end of the day I felt like a Super call girl!