My Panties are on FIRE!!
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Liar! Liar! My panties are on FIRE! It’s true, it’s true, I’m living a lie! I have been out of control for the past 3 weeks! Diet one day then cheat for the next 2 days. Diet 2 days then cheat for the next 4 days. Up and down, down and up, everyday I tell myself the same old lie “I’ll get back on track tomorrow” and then….LIAR! And I’ve taken a couple of short vacations, long weekends away and you know what happens on those. I keep trying to be good but the diet devil keeps finding me, makes me cheat, then forces me to set my panties a fire with the lies I tell myself! And you can forget me getting on a scale! You couldn’t get my burning butt on a scale even if you laid lasagna on it! I must acknowledge and accept the reality of my lies. It’s true those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end! Both literally and figuratively! I have to change my mantra “Take charge! Don’t be large!" Of course I am going to eat that ½ pint of ice cream still in the refrigerator tonight…..tomorrow….yeah tomorrow….I’ll get back on track tomorrow. Does anyone else smell something burning?
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LOL...I had to check this out. Keep laughing! It's good for our abs!
3109 days ago
I just found this article.
You have a way with words and a great sense of humor.
Hang in there and resolve to take one day at a time. You can do it.
Plus, the thought of panties on fire could be a deterrent, especially when the last pair burns up.
3116 days ago
You're too funny. (Sorry if your comment wasn't supposed to include it.)
It is hard when you fall off the wagon. Been there too many times myself...and then beat myself up. Can't say my pants have ever been on fire though.
This is a good place to pick up some motivation. If there's ever anything I can do to help...just give me a yell.
BTW, love the pic of your puppy with the teeth.
3128 days ago
Don't be so hard on yourself.
With that said throw all that junk food in the trash. Then stop dieting and start planning your meals, include your favorite foods, you can eat anything you want just watch the portion size. Make friends with food but stay in control.
remember food solves no problem but hunger.
You deserve to be healthy and its up to you what you put in your mouth.
Its one day at a time.
now put that fire out and think healthy
3129 days ago
Now that's a blog title!! Kudos to you for coming out and saying it, that you're not living like you should be. It's a hard thing to admit to your own self, let alone put on a blog. You're on the right track though, and you're already stepping in the right direction! Don't think, don't analyze, just keep going. Like Dory in Finding Nemo..."just keep swimming, just keep swimming".
P.S. I'd sparkgoodie you some new panties, but alas, I don't think they have them...I'll look into it though! :-)
3130 days ago
You're never to late to turn it around. Turne it around and keep going. It will be over when it's time to be over. You can do this.
3130 days ago
I don't smell your panties but I do smell self doubt. You can do this. Just forget about all of the I didn't do this yesterday and I ate this yesterday. Just do what you can do for today! Today is your day!!!
3130 days ago
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