Thursday, June 26, 2008
Liar! Liar! My panties are on FIRE! It’s true, it’s true, I’m living a lie! I have been out of control for the past 3 weeks! Diet one day then cheat for the next 2 days. Diet 2 days then cheat for the next 4 days. Up and down, down and up, everyday I tell myself the same old lie “I’ll get back on track tomorrow” and then….LIAR! And I’ve taken a couple of short vacations, long weekends away and you know what happens on those. I keep trying to be good but the diet devil keeps finding me, makes me cheat, then forces me to set my panties a fire with the lies I tell myself! And you can forget me getting on a scale! You couldn’t get my burning butt on a scale even if you laid lasagna on it! I must acknowledge and accept the reality of my lies. It’s true those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end! Both literally and figuratively! I have to change my mantra “Take charge! Don’t be large!" Of course I am going to eat that ˝ pint of ice cream still in the refrigerator tonight…..tomorrow….yeah tomorrow….I’ll get back on track tomorrow. Does anyone else smell something burning?