Tuesday, February 12, 2008
whoo whoo. Small letters, no exclamation marks, just a period. I did lose 1.6 pounds but I really think I could have done better. I cheated this weekend, that damn Aunt Sadie pushed me into a Chinese Restaurant, she thrust a menu into my shaking hands, she put words in my mouth “Yes, I’ll have the sesame chicken with fried rice and an egg roll please.” And though I fought against her she was stronger, she over powered me, she placed a gun to my back and forced me to carry that bag of disgusting (code word for delicious) take out back to my home. That was Friday night, and it shows in today’s weigh in, but at least I lost 1.6 pounds. I'm going to have to find a way to kill her off on her next visit. Voodoo practitioners believe that placing brick dust or salt in your doorways will stop evil from entering your home, maybe I can use crushed Midol tablets instead....hey I may be onto something here!