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Don't Go Rafting Without a Baptist in the Boat

Saturday, September 10, 2011

This lady is hilarious. One of the versions of this video clip said: No Baptists were harmed in the making of this video. lol Please, no offense is intended and I hope there will be none taken by the various denominations of Christianity (or anyone else, for that matter). Humor is humor and it's good for you!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeUdZ2VkG30

  
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UNSTOPPABLE_ 9/22/2011 9:13PM

    Missy
That was so funny; thank you for sharing!

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MOMMA_BEAR_69 9/22/2011 8:58PM

    This really had me laughing. Thank you for sharing!!

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INFLATED 9/12/2011 4:35PM

    Jeanne Robertson is one of my favorite comedians. She has other routines and she is hilarious.

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ROTTLADY 9/12/2011 3:32PM

    I needed a good laugh. She is extremely funny! emoticon

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TEDDYBEARGIRL 9/12/2011 12:05PM

    She is si funny......The first clip I ever saw of her was the one about bungie jumping LOL

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DAWNWATERWOMAN 9/11/2011 9:55PM

    Laughter is the best medicine! Love ya, Dawn emoticon emoticon

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2BEHEALTHYAGAIN 9/11/2011 1:07AM

    Soooooooo funny!! Thanks for a great laugh!

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SCORPION1352 9/10/2011 6:48PM

    Oh My I was laughing so hard that was great thank you for sharing

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NELLIEC 9/10/2011 6:41PM

    Hmmm, I know what whitewater means, so I wouldn't be along. However, if someone kidnapped me and took me along, I would still be abstinent of the alcohol since it interacts badly with all the meds I take.

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4MRSDAND123 9/10/2011 5:39PM

    She is so funny! emoticon

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SANDYBRUNO 9/10/2011 4:35PM

    It is too bad she passed. She is such a funny woman. I was in stitches over the one about her husband going to the grocery store. I also loved the Baptist one since I used to be a Baptist. Thanks for sharing.

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DEE107 9/10/2011 3:54PM

    thanks for sharing

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1COUNTRY_GAL 9/10/2011 3:41PM

    Oh she is emoticonly funny! I am going to go back and listen to some of her other performances.She is good,I love humor and need a fix daily,thank you Missy.I will pass on the Rafting,lol!

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IAMWINNING 9/10/2011 3:22PM

    emoticon Those are tears of laughter, m'dear. I can hardly sit in my chair to write this. Yes, I'm a Baptist, and I enjoyed this video SO MUCH! My DH is sitting nearby and heard it and even HE laughed.

Thank you SO MUCH, Missy for posting the link.


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SUSAN134 9/10/2011 3:02PM

    I love this gal! Have watched other videos of her and she is hilarious.

...."what happens on the river, stays on the river" LOL

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SOUPGAL 9/10/2011 3:01PM

    I love this lady. Last year in Nevada I saw her act. I have watched most of her u tube clips and they are so funny. Left Brain was giving away her pound cake recipe. Have you heard that one???



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PEPPERLEAH 9/10/2011 2:58PM

    This is so funny!!!!!

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Star Trails

Friday, September 02, 2011

These are absolutely stunning. The heavens really DO declare the glory of God!

www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/arti
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NOLAZYBUTT110 9/9/2011 3:20PM

    some times when I get up early in the morning I see Crosses in the sky.. not sure what causes them, but the clouds sure can take on all kinds of things but how do they get crosses? I wish I alway had my camera with me when I do see such things. Unbelieveable. You can find HIM in many places! You just have to slow down and enjoy it when you see it. susana

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2BEHEALTHYAGAIN 9/6/2011 8:08PM

    How awesome! Only God could create something so utterly beautiful! Thanks so much for sharing.

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DAWNWATERWOMAN 9/5/2011 1:29PM

    emoticon emoticon emoticon Missy, sorry that I have not been posting to your blogs lately. Somehow I got "unsubscribed" to a bunch of the blog that I normally read & comment on. I never know how these things happen. I've missed you! Love, Dawn emoticon

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ROZEEROZ1 9/5/2011 4:28AM

    Love it!!!! emoticon

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BOBBIENORTHERN1 9/4/2011 8:01PM

  Wow can you just imagine what heaven is all about?

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IAMWINNING 9/3/2011 4:01PM

    Just awesome, just like our God!

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JULIEFRANCES112 9/3/2011 3:22PM

    Beautiful! emoticon

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SUSAN134 9/3/2011 2:45PM

    Stunning is right! Thank you Missy for sharing!



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EWEINHISPASTURE 9/3/2011 11:50AM

    Truly beautiful!

When Genesis describes God making the stars, it just says as a matter of fact, "And He made the stars also", as though it was no big deal!

What an awesome God! The heavens truly do declare His glory!

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LIGHTHEART09 9/3/2011 9:17AM

    I wonder if this is what Van Gogh saw in his starry night painting? We serve an AWESOME GOD!!!!
XOXO
Nan emoticon

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CAPTAINCOOKIE 9/3/2011 12:11AM

    The view of the sky offshore with no external lighting is truly breathtaking. I wish there was some way to capture it but between the rocking of the sea and the vibrations of the vessel itself I don't think it would work so well.

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CHAR1970 9/2/2011 11:36PM

    Amazing!

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LITTLEFARMMOMMA 9/2/2011 10:48PM

    Wow, Missy! That is fantastic! Thanks for sharing it!

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PEPPERLEAH 9/2/2011 10:00PM

    Absolutely beautiful!

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IUHRYTR 9/2/2011 9:58PM

    Yes they do. Beautiful. And yet so much of the night sky simply looks black to us. -- Lou

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SANDYBRUNO 9/2/2011 8:55PM

    These pictures are truly amazing. It is amazing just how beautiful God's creations are.

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NELLIEC 9/2/2011 8:39PM

    Beautiful!!!

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PARAEAST 9/2/2011 7:53PM

    Very Amazing!! Thank you for sharing them with us!!
Happy Labor Day to you too!!

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KNITTABLES 9/2/2011 3:41PM

    Great pictures, thanks for sharing.

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Prayer Request

Wednesday, August 31, 2011

I wish I could take credit for this one. THANK YOU, Sweesin, for sharing it with me. It is PERFECT.

I have a prayer request. There's a lady I've known forever. She's very sick. On top of that, she's being abused by those she has given everything to. Lies about her abound, and seem to come from all sides. Just breaks my heart. Seems there's nothing I can do alone. But maybe, if we can join in and lift her up, we can help. She's well over 200 years old, but way too young to die. Her name is America ... and I love her.

  
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NOLAZYBUTT110 9/9/2011 3:33PM

    Yes peace to Jerusalem and America! May G*d have mercy on those who love the Jews! May more people open their eyes to the Blessings of the L*RD! May G*d have mercy on those Americans that love and serve G*D! susana

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NANCYLEE46 9/7/2011 7:55AM

    love this
TY for starting it
Hopefully you wont' mind if I blog it and give credit to you and previous poster.

Prayer works and JESUS lives forever.
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BOBBIENORTHERN1 9/4/2011 8:00PM

  Jerusalem and America are the heart of God

I pray for our leaders to stand with Jerusalem because he who blesses Jerusalem is blessed and he who curses Jerusalem is cursed.

I call us America standing with Jerusalem and being blessed for being a blessing and blessing Jerusalem in the name of Jesus and sealed in the blood of Jesus

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GODZDESIGN95 9/3/2011 9:23PM

    God have mercy!!!!!!

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IAM_HIS2 9/3/2011 10:51AM

    Thank you for this--I am praying & fasting for America to become "One Nation Under God". Also pray for the Holy Spirit to guide us to elect the president of His choice. Lord, open our eye, ears and heart to choose the best candidate.

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TRAVELNISTA 9/3/2011 12:02AM

    God Bless America is an understatement. We really are in deep trouble. emoticon and emoticon

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SWEETBEETL 9/1/2011 11:03AM

    GOD BLESS AMERICA
LAND THAT I LOVE
STAND BESIDE HER & GUIDE HER
THRU THE NIGHT WITH YOUR LIGHT FROM ABOVE
AMEN

I try to remember to pray for our friend everyday:)
She has been so good to us:)
I don't know why anyone could hate her:)but she does need GOD

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AUNTC321 9/1/2011 10:26AM

    emoticon Long may she wave.

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4MRSDAND123 9/1/2011 9:14AM

    emoticonGod bless America! emoticon

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SLS-NY2IN 9/1/2011 9:07AM

    God please have mercy on this lady. She may be old but she deserves the respect of her children and their prayers.
She has given them a rich heritage and had her youth in the promises of God. May her children turn back to her beginnings and repent that God might heal her land. emoticon

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BONNIE627 9/1/2011 7:54AM

    she needs our prayers more than most.. definitely am praying

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ANGELCOWBOY1 9/1/2011 7:11AM

    emoticon and prayers

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JAZZEJR 9/1/2011 1:53AM

    God bless us one and all, and thanks to you all for not turning this prayer into a political debate.

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SJG1953 9/1/2011 12:55AM

    You are so right. Prayers going up! emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

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FERGSGIRL2 8/31/2011 10:59PM

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1COUNTRY_GAL 8/31/2011 10:46PM

    emoticon emoticon emoticonGOD BLESS AMERICA emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

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LITTLEFARMMOMMA 8/31/2011 10:42PM

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FILLANGES 8/31/2011 10:41PM

    Thanks for the reminder. We are to pray for our nation AND our leaders. I pray America will come back to blessing God and therefore, God will continue to Bless America! emoticon emoticon

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IUHRYTR 8/31/2011 10:26PM

    We definitely need a change in leadership to someone proud to be an American, someone who understands that small businesses employ most of the workers in this country and someone who understands that when people are taxed less they have money to spend. We should not be kowtowed by claims of racism, which always come from one particular group, nor should we be satisfied with America being anything less than a world leader. -- Lou

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TINKERBELL200 8/31/2011 10:25PM

    Amen Missy! Prayers for America! emoticon

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HOTPINKCAMARO49 8/31/2011 10:22PM

  We pray for her (America) emoticon EVERY NIGHT before we read Scriptures.

Will continue prayers of HER!

Thank you for posting. Touched my heart. emoticon

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PEPPERLEAH 8/31/2011 10:17PM

    God bless America! And America, bless God! I continue to lift our Country in prayer.

AWESOME post, Missy. Thank you for sharing this.

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SANDYBRUNO 8/31/2011 10:16PM

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NOTABOUTHEFACE 8/31/2011 10:16PM

    Consider it done!

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PRAYINGSUZIE 8/31/2011 10:14PM

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ABBEMINE 8/31/2011 10:12PM

    America is the love of our life. God put everything on America and the two go hand and hand. God Bless all Americans Forever!! emoticon

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SKEETER13887 8/31/2011 10:09PM

    I have been saying prayers for her for many years! I will say an extra one to answer your request!

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For Lexiphiles

Monday, August 29, 2011

Thanks to my friend, Linda, for sending this to me!! If you love words, you'll enjoy this as much as I did!



To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.

A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , U.C.L.A.

The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.

The batteries were given out free of charge.

A will is a dead giveaway.

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.

You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.

A boiled egg is hard to beat.

When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.

A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.

In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.

He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.

Acupuncture: a jab well done.

  
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RICHILA 9/2/2011 12:18PM

    That was so much fun! Thank you for sharing. emoticon

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SUSAN134 9/2/2011 11:57AM

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Thanks for sharing Missy! These are great!

xxoo

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CAPTAINCOOKIE 9/1/2011 9:33PM

    Dat's my word girl

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LIGHTHEART09 8/31/2011 12:09AM

    Love these! Clever

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FILLANGES 8/30/2011 10:09PM

    AWESOME! You know I'm gonna use some of these! LOL I actually talk like this and say these things. people most times don't get it!. emoticon emoticonThanks for sharing! Luv YA! Rick

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TEDDYBEARGIRL 8/30/2011 1:16PM

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SECRETMUSIC 8/30/2011 7:45AM

    I do love words! Thanks for posting!

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KNITTABLES 8/30/2011 2:09AM

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PEPPERLEAH 8/29/2011 8:02PM

    LOL gotta love those!

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IAMWINNING 8/29/2011 6:52PM

    Loved 'em. : )

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SANDYBRUNO 8/29/2011 6:49PM

    These were so cute. My husband and I enjoyed them.

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4MRSDAND123 8/29/2011 6:20PM

    emoticon Cute!

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HANNAHEP 8/29/2011 5:59PM

    hahaha these are cute!

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He will cover you with His feathers

Thursday, August 25, 2011

This concept is recurring throughout both Old and New Testaments in the Bible. Chicks are at total peace when they're up under that protective wing. They KNOW they are safe. They never for a moment doubt the ability of their protector. Oh, that we would be so confident in our God when life throws us hardships!!

He will cover you with his feathers. He will shelter you with his wings. His faithful promises are your armor and protection. (Psalm 91:4)





  
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MI-ELLKAYBEE 9/20/2011 11:52AM

    Thank you for having this here! Great visual, too. You're wonderful. emoticon

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GODZDESIGN95 9/3/2011 9:24PM

    this is a comformation I just was talking about this with my son.

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AUNTC321 8/29/2011 7:36PM

    Thanks for sharing.

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MOMMA_BEAR_69 8/28/2011 4:38PM

    Beautiful!! Thank you for sharing. This warmed my heart today!!!

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CAPTAINCOOKIE 8/28/2011 4:03PM

    sometimes we all need a reminder

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BOBBIENORTHERN1 8/28/2011 3:47PM

  Missy, this is an awesome loving blog and thank you so much for warming my heart with your comment on my blog.

Have a great big beautiful week.

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1COUNTRY_GAL 8/27/2011 5:35AM

    emoticonTHat is very nice and beautiful! emoticon emoticon emoticonDiana

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LITTLEFARMMOMMA 8/26/2011 11:58PM

    Oh, what a wonderful thought! Thank you, Missy, for this blog!

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BECCASINGSLEAD 8/26/2011 2:55PM

    emoticon I needed this!

Be blessed!
Becca

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HEART-HUGS 8/26/2011 10:46AM

    I love that verse and painted a portrait of a woman covered surrounded in feathers thanks for the reminder and the picture is so precious of the birds :) jen OH, oh thankyou Lord I had to go back and take a second look and there it was....His
Faithfulness, His promises.......His words / our armour is what protects us.....Jesus blood covered our sins and now we are protected....and given promises and blessing for our future. It doesn't get any better than that!

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LIGHTHEART09 8/26/2011 7:14AM

    Love that visual image to see how our Father is so loving and keeps up close to His heart and out of harms way...makes me feel so loved! Thank you sweet sister!
I love you today!!!
xoxo
Nan

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KNITTABLES 8/26/2011 6:39AM

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IUHRYTR 8/26/2011 6:35AM

    An astounding picture. You just know the babies feel secure, warm and safe. -- Lou

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IAMWINNING 8/25/2011 8:34PM

    I, too, am greatly comforted by this promise from the Lord. And I like the photo of the mother bird and babies.

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MINDYJ1 8/25/2011 8:07PM

    One of the most comforting scriptures!

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HAPPYWRITER7 8/25/2011 7:48PM

    Amen. We could all use this reminder!

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WOODSYGIRL 8/25/2011 7:43PM

    Amen, sister, amen!

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PEPPERLEAH 8/25/2011 6:47PM

    Halleluia! How blessed we are that we can run to our Heavenly Father, and take shelter beneath His wings! I LOVE this. Psalm 91 is AWESOME!

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SANDYBRUNO 8/25/2011 6:33PM

    No wonder the peace of God passeth understanding.

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TEDDYBEARGIRL 8/25/2011 4:40PM

    Beautiful picture to go with this beautiful message!

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SUSAN134 8/25/2011 4:38PM

    Lovely!

xxoo

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VISUALLYRICS 8/25/2011 4:13PM

    so true! He's got me covered!

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ROZEEROZ1 8/25/2011 2:53PM

    I love reading Ps 91:4. The picture in your blog is a wonderful reminder.

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4MRSDAND123 8/25/2011 1:54PM

    So beautiful and comforting.

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THEADMIRAL 8/25/2011 1:12PM

    Beautiful word picture - thank you!

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FITCOFFEEMOM357 8/25/2011 1:06PM

    beautiful

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CRYSTLE4HIMTX10 8/25/2011 12:54PM

    Love it. emoticon

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