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For Those With Leftover Christmas Cookies

Wednesday, January 06, 2010

1. If you eat a Christmas cookie fresh out of the oven, it has no calories because everyone knows that the first cookie is the test and thus calorie free.

2. If you drink a diet soda after eating your second cookie, it also has no calories because the diet soda cancels out the cookie calories.

3. If a friend comes over while you're making your Christmas cookies and needs to sample, you must sample with your friend. Because your friend's first cookie is calories free, (rule #1) yours is also. It would be rude to let your friend sample alone and, being the friend that you are, that makes your cookie calorie free.

4. Any cookie calories consumed while walking around will fall to your feet and eventually fall off as you move. This is due to gravity and the density of the caloric mass.

5. Any calories consumed during the frosting of the Christmas cookies will be used up because it takes many calories to lick excess frosting from a knife without cutting your tongue.

6. Cookies colored red or green have very few calories. Red ones have three and green ones have five - one calorie for each letter. Make more red ones!

7. Cookies eaten while watching "Miracle on 34th Street" have no calories because they are part of the entertainment package and not part of one's personal fuel.



8. As always, cookie pieces contain no calories because the process of breaking

Causes calorie leakage.

9. Any cookies consumed from someone else's plate have no calories since the calories

Rightfully belong to the other person and will cling to their plate.

We all know how calories like to CLING!



10. Any cookies consumed while feeling stressed have no calories because cookies used for medicinal purposes NEVER have calories. It's a rule!



So, go out and enjoy those Christmas Cookies - we only get them this this time of year!





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KAYELENE 1/6/2010 11:32PM

    That reminded me of something that happened last week. A friend and I went into a cafe and ordered ice coffee. The lady asked if we wanted cream and icecream with it. I said no to cream but yes to a bit of icecream. When she delivered it she said not to worry that it was calorie free because nobody could tell the icecream was in there.

My Christmas left overs are long gone. I put chocolates, fruit cake and profiteroles on the compost pile. At least my garden will benefit from it, when it eventually breaks down :)


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GETDONE 1/6/2010 10:36PM

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DESERTDREAMERS 1/6/2010 7:16PM

    Well, of course these are true! I've believed them for years. emoticon

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BUFFYSMOM2 1/6/2010 7:03PM

    Loved it Arlene! Keep 'em coming! emoticon

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KELLYSTURN 1/6/2010 5:53PM

    That was very funny - thanks!! :) My mother always says that once a cake is cut too the calories magical disappear also! Love'n it!

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GGMOM06 1/6/2010 4:59PM

    I'm really into rule #10 and now i'll go have my "medicinal cookie" dr.s orders. emoticon

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NO_SNOW_BODY 1/6/2010 4:36PM

    This was wicked cute, I wonder if it works for those Christmas chocolates too.

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RUTHIEBEAR 1/6/2010 4:34PM

    I got a good laugh about this blog. But unfortunately if I followed its advise, I would have a real problem with the scale, I think. LOL!

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FIGHT2SURVIVE 1/6/2010 3:20PM

    There were a few new rules in there that I really liked. Did you know, if you take a Christmas vacation away from home, all calories consumed on that trip are negative calories because you are not home eating the cookies?
Erin

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WINNIEATWELL2 1/6/2010 2:14PM

    Oh how I wish I had known this before I threw the Christmas cookies away... emoticon emoticon

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HY2009 1/6/2010 11:34AM

    Lol..for those with leftover cookies (not me) throw them out!!

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ERING0615 1/6/2010 11:22AM

  This is so funny! How I wish it were true!

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My Yo-Yo Journey

Friday, January 01, 2010



I have been heavy since I was ten years old. I don’t think I really realized the problem until I was about to graduate from high school.
I had friends and we would eat the same things. We would walk to the store and buy potato chips, the same size bag, and I would gain and they would stay thin. I ask you, how fair is that??
Then in my senior year I decided I needed to do something about it.
Thus began my yo-yo journey. I did very well and lost 55 pounds in about four months. How? Well, I was, as I recall, eating raw cabbage, boiled eggs and I don’t recall what else. I do recall having ketchup on a lot of it. I kept that weight off for a little bit but then, bang, it all came back with some added in.
I joined TOPS and, again did very well and lost 80 pounds. How? Well, I was starving myself until the evening after the meeting and then I would go home and eat anything that didn’t move fast enough.
Again I kept it off for a bit and, look out, here it comes back and then some!!
Over the years I have tried low fat diets and again lost a lot of weight. I tried Slim Fast; drinking a shake for breakfast, eating a bar for lunch and a meal for dinner. Same thing~~~~~~~I lost and gained it back. I tried a diabetic diet as my daughter was gestational diabetic and lost weight during her pregnancy instead of gaining. Well, I can do that, I said. And I did. But the same thing happened again. Then I tried eating cereal for two meals a day. Lost and gained. I thought maybe I could eat in diet fashion four days a week and as I wanted the other three. NOT!!
What I can’t understand is, I am a reasonably intelligent person so how did I allow the weight to come back??
I found the answer to that question here at SparkPeople.com. I had been ‘dieting’ instead of learning a new life style! Dieting does not work because when you stop, any weight you have lost comes right back.
I have been a member here for just a little over eight months, I have lost 52 pounds (please don’t count the couple ‘holiday pounds’ that snuck back.) I am exercising, which was never a part of my life before. I am drinking water which also was never a part of my life. I have gone down three sizes in slacks and I know that it will just continue going down.
I have friends that I could never have done it without. Teams that inspire and motivate me. I tell everyone I meet that they need to check out Sparks, whether to lose weight or to just get healthy. It is the best thing that has ever happened to me. And now I am reading the book which will help me even more to reach my goals.
Thanks Chris Downie!!



  
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WVROSE1 1/7/2010 9:17PM

    This sounds like my story too. I have been a yo-yo dieter for years and since finding Sparkpeople, I have changed my lifestyle instead of going on another diet. This time I will not be gaining all this weight back.

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DOITNOWJENN 1/3/2010 4:12PM

    Thanks for pointing me to your blog...you're right it is inspirational, and you're right, I need to think of this as a lifestyle change!

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3CHIHUAHUA 1/2/2010 9:52AM

    birds of a feather flock together!


~Let's take flight this year, sister!
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BARBARAROSE54 1/2/2010 5:52AM

    How you yo-yoed all your life sounds just like my life.

Enjoy your book and all the success in reaching your goals in 2010

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GIGIANDDAISY 1/2/2010 1:31AM

    I agree....it is all about lifestyle changes....

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DEEDAYE 1/1/2010 9:05PM

    Arlene, I can so identify with everything you said. My story is so, so similar!Accept, I've yet tpo lose 50+ pounds. But I will!!! I know you will be right there to support & encourage me!

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THENEWME43 1/1/2010 8:56PM

    "Dieting does not work because when you stop, any weight you have lost comes right back."
This is so very true! Sounds like you've come a long way in your journey, Arlene. Congrats!

Thanks for sparking with me in 2009 - I'm looking forward to continuing the journey together! Let's have a Fit & Healthy 2010!
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JANETK53 1/1/2010 8:27PM

  emoticon emoticon emoticonWhen it's RIGHT it is RIGHT....Lifestyle changes is the way to go....Best of Luck on you journey...it sounds like your off to a wonderful start.
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Happy New Year

Thursday, December 31, 2009

I want to wish each and every one of you, my precious Spark friends, a very Happy New Year and may 2010 be the year you reach all of your goals!!

www.mamarocks.com/celebrate.htm


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SUNNY332 1/1/2010 9:40AM

    2010 is our year to be thin.

Blessing to you and a Happy and Healthy New Year too.

Hugs, Sunny

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PINKNFITCARLA 12/31/2009 11:00PM

    Happy New Year! It's been great being a part of these teams in 2009 and I am really looking forward to 2010!

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WINNIEATWELL2 12/31/2009 8:59PM

    emoticon emoticon I luv it!! This is fun shooting off those fireworks! Thanks girlfriend. YOU ROCK!!

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GGMOM06 12/31/2009 8:42PM

    emoticon emoticonHAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU TOO!

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KARAOKECHICK 12/31/2009 7:03PM

    Happy New year to you and everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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THENEWME43 12/31/2009 5:40PM

    Thanks, Arlene! Blessings to you and a Happy New Year!

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An invitation

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

We are a bit past December 25 but this invitation has no expiration date.

www.frontiernet.net/~jimdandy/specia
ls/xmas.htm


Arlene

  
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GETDONE 12/30/2009 2:32PM

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What a party--thanks for the invite~~~~

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BUFFYSMOM2 12/30/2009 9:11AM

    Beautiful....late or not! emoticon

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GIGIANDDAISY 12/29/2009 8:54PM

    nice!!!!!!!!!!!

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SPARKPIXIE 12/29/2009 8:09PM

    I love it! Thanks Arlene!

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FIGHT2SURVIVE 12/29/2009 5:38PM

    I love that. I have seen it before but accidentally deleted it so now I have the link again. Thanks!
Erin

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WINNIEATWELL2 12/29/2009 4:52PM

    RSVP...great blog!

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The Day After Christmas

Saturday, December 26, 2009

www.mamarocks.com/day_after_christma
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PKSBELIEVEINME 12/28/2009 5:54AM

    Cute!!

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PUGRAD1995 12/26/2009 8:44PM

    Cute!

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FIGHT2SURVIVE 12/26/2009 5:33PM

    Very cute! Where do you find this stuff?
Erin

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2BSALLYB 12/26/2009 5:26PM

    Cute..

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