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Christmas Carols

Monday, December 14, 2009

I am hoping this works this time. If so, just type in a Christmas carol and enjoy!!

www.sundog.net/carolofthechins/flash
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Merry CHRISTmas!!

Arlene

  
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SUKIE40 12/15/2009 2:07PM

    That is too cute!!!

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THENEWME43 12/15/2009 12:44AM

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TIZZIEBELL 12/15/2009 12:22AM

    adorable! thank you!

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GIGIANDDAISY 12/14/2009 11:56PM

    omg!!!!!!!!!!!! so freakin cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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WVROSE1 12/14/2009 9:37PM

    that was soooo funny! thanks for sharing! emoticon

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KITT52 12/14/2009 8:49PM

    how fun was that....
this is so cool

kitt

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PYNNER 12/14/2009 8:45PM

    That was cute, thanks for sharing!
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BLUEROSE73 12/14/2009 7:40PM

  Thanks for sharing

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GLORYB2014 12/14/2009 7:28PM

    This is cute Arlene and I copied and pasted it to send in my personal email.
Thanks for sharing.

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MINDYJ1 12/14/2009 6:04PM

    That was cute!

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2BSALLYB 12/14/2009 4:32PM

    This is SO FUNNY!! I love it!! Where do you find these things? I bet these guys sing in the shower.

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SPARKPIXIE 12/14/2009 3:30PM

    LOL, this was cute, but also kinda freaky looking! Thanks for sharing!

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FIGHT2SURVIVE 12/14/2009 1:05PM

    Oh my Gosh! First I asked them to sing "Mary Did You Know" and they said to me,,
"Come on give us a break. We're just little kids and don't know that one". I put in every simple carol I knew and they sang every time. Just don't try the religious ones. They are just little kids!
Erin

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LITTLE_QUEEN 12/14/2009 12:49PM

    12 days of christmas was hilarious, I would sing it the same way

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LITTLE_QUEEN 12/14/2009 12:19PM

    That is so cute, though they kind of gave me a lecture at first as they did not know Christmas Canon, LOL!

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The Christmas Pageant

Sunday, December 13, 2009

This is a story Iím sure most can relate to in one form or another.

THE CHRISTMAS PAGEANT
My husband and I had been happily
married (most of the time)
for five years
but hadn't been blessed with a baby.

I decided to do some serious
praying and promised God
that if he would give us a child,
I would be a perfect mother,
love it with all my heart
and raise it with His word
as my guide.

God answered my prayers
and blessed us with a son.

The next year God blessed us
with another son.

The following year,
He blessed us with
yet another son.

The year after that we
were blessed with a daughter.

My husband thought we'd
been blessed right into poverty.
We now had four children,
and the oldest was only
four years old.

I learned never to ask God
for anything unless I meant it
As a minister once told me,
"If you pray for rain,
make sure you carry an umbrella."

I began reading a few verses
of the Bible to the children
each day as they lay in their cribs...

I was off to a good start.
God had entrusted me
with four children and
I didn't want to disappoint Him.

I tried to be patient the day
the children smashed
two dozen eggs on
the kitchen floor searching
for baby chicks.

I tried to be understanding...
when they started a hotel for
homeless frogs in the spare bedroom, although it took me nearly two hours
to catch all twenty-three frogs.

When my daughter poured
ketchup all over herself and
rolled up in a blanket to see
how it felt to be a hot dog,
I tried to see the humor
rather than the mess..

In spite of changing over
twenty-five thousand diapers,
never eating a hot meal
and never sleeping for more
than thirty minutes at a time,
I still thank God daily for my children.

While I couldn't keep my promise
to be a perfect mother -
I didn't even come close...
I did keep my promise
to raise them in the Word of God.

I knew I was missing the mark
just a little when I told
my daughter we were going
to church to worship God,
and she wanted to bring
a bar of soap along to
"wash up" Jesus, too.

Something was lost
in the translation when
I explained that
God gave us everlasting life,
and my son thought it was
generous of God to give
us his "last wife."

My proudest moment came
during the children's
Christmas pageant.

My daughter was playing Mary,
two of my sons were shepherds
and my youngest son was a wise man.
This was their moment to shine.

My five-year-old shepherd
had practiced his line,
"We found the babe wrapped
in swaddling clothes."

But he was nervous and said,
"The baby was wrapped
in wrinkled clothes."

My four-year-old "Mary" said,
"That's not 'wrinkled clothes,' silly.
That's dirty, rotten clothes."

A wrestling match broke out
between Mary and the shepherd
and was stopped by an angel,
who bent her halo and lost
her left wing.

I slouched a little lower
in my seat when Mary
dropped the doll representing
Baby Jesus, and it bounced
down the aisle crying,
"Mama-mama."

Mary grabbed the doll,
wrapped it back up
and held it tightly as
the wise men arrived.

My other son stepped forward
wearing a bathrobe
and a paper crown,
knelt at the manger
and announced,
"We are the three wise men,
and we are bringing gifts
of gold,
common sense
and fur."

The congregation
dissolved into laughter,
and the pageant
got a standing ovation.

"I've never enjoyed a Christmas
program as much as this one,"
laughed the pastor,
wiping tears from his eyes

"For the rest of my life,
I'll never hear the
Christmas story without
thinking of
gold,
common sense
and fur."

"My children are my pride
and my joy and my greatest
blessing," I said as I dug
through my purse for an aspirin.

  
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MARTHAR3 12/14/2009 1:39AM

    LOL I can really relate I had just the 3 boys. I taught Sunday School & vacation Bible school to 4 & 5 yr olds. there was 35 in my class each Sunday. You learn many things that you never knew were in the Bible, but what they understand. Thank you for sharing that GEM..

Hugs Martha n tx

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2BSALLYB 12/13/2009 10:07PM

    What a cute story! emoticon

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Your Weekend Chuckle

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Please don't take offence at these jokes. In my younger day I was a natural blond!!

Two blonds living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blond says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?' The other blonds turns and says 'Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????'
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A blond pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, 'What's the story?'
He replies, 'Just crap in the carburettor. ' She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'
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A police officer stops a blond for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!'
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There's this blond out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blond on the opposite bank 'Yoo-hoo!' she shouts, 'How can I get to the other side?'
The second blond looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, 'You ARE on the other side.'
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A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. 'Impossible!' says the doctor. 'Show me.'
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, 'You're not really a redhead, are you?
'Well, no' she said, 'I'm actually a blond.'
'I thought so,' the doctor said, 'Your finger is broken.'
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A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blond behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, 'PULL OVER!'
'NO!' the blond yelled back, 'IT'S A SCARF!'
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A Russian, an American, and a Blond were talking one day.
The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!'
The American said, 'We were the first on the moon!'
The Blond said, 'So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!' The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.
'You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!' said the Russian.
To which the Blond replied, 'We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!'
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A blond was playing Trivial Pursuit one night.. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, 'If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?' She thought for a time and then asked, 'Is it on or off?'
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A girl was visiting her blond friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blond responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex Her friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?' 'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' answered the blond. 'They're watch dogs'!











  
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2BSALLYB 12/13/2009 11:03AM

    Good blonde jokes!!
emoticon I am a natural blonde too only now I need help restoring my natural color every 3 to 4 months.. emoticon

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FIGHT2SURVIVE 12/13/2009 12:59AM

    I thought I had heard all the blond jokes but every one of these were new to me. Thanks for the laughs.
Erin

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LITTLE_QUEEN 12/12/2009 7:44PM

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PYNNER 12/12/2009 4:15PM

    emoticonI loved them and am a blonde too. I think my favorite was the one with the broken finger. Very funny. Thanks for sharing the laughs.
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PKSBELIEVEINME 12/12/2009 1:51PM

    Thanks for a good laugh!

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POSITIVE-FORCE 12/12/2009 1:18PM

    emoticon Thanks for the laugh this weekend!

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What is Old??

Friday, December 11, 2009



Hoping to shock my husband into
finally listening to me on the eve
of our 50th wedding anniversary,
I very quietly said to him,
"I'm having an affair."

He turned to me and asked...
"Are you having it catered?"

"And that, my friend, is the
definition of OLD!!

  
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FLMOMX2 12/12/2009 8:54AM

    LOL!! Too funny.

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THENEWME43 12/11/2009 11:11PM

    Oops! I almost woke my husband up, I was laughing so hard!

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CHRISTIEC73 12/11/2009 10:55PM

    LOL! :)

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0309COOKIE 12/11/2009 4:32PM

    That was adorable.

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KITT52 12/11/2009 4:07PM

    that is so funny..

Kitt

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KAROUSELL46 12/11/2009 4:03PM

    LOL Now that's funny!

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FIGHT2SURVIVE 12/11/2009 3:35PM

    Oh dear! I'm afraid I have a husband like that and we have only been married 16 years.
Erin

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GGMOM06 12/11/2009 2:49PM

    emoticon GOTTA TELL MY HUSBAND!

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PKSBELIEVEINME 12/11/2009 12:49PM

    Too cute!!

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BADMAMMAJAMMA1 12/11/2009 12:22PM

    LMBO Arlene....I always say You know your old when you come back into style!!

Love Ya
Carol

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KTBRUIN 12/11/2009 12:09PM

    Wonderful!

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JEANIEMARIE1946 12/11/2009 12:06PM

  Old is merely when a person has no spirit left in them to do much of anything. It is definitely not a number indicating one's age. I may be older than a neighbor or a friend, but my spirit is not gone until I quit laughing and enjoying anything at all in life.

Even if we had no friends and only a pet, the pet will also bring us joy and add humor to our lives.

Old signifies something tattered and so worn that it has no physical use.

Quilts are often made from "old" clothes. They still have use.

We all are like quilts as we age, we can bring joy and comfort to someone, even if the someone may only be a pet.

Remember to smile at every stranger you meet. Even if they look mad about something, smile at them. Your smile may be the only one they get that day. You become their quilt - their joy, their hope, their peace. Surprisingly, the usually smile back too. Your reward - your renewed purpose and joy and hope and peace.

Merry Christmas!

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CHOPOLA 12/11/2009 12:00PM

    That's cute!

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Inner Strength

Thursday, December 10, 2009

If you can start the day without caffeine,

If you can get going without pep pills,

If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,

If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,

If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,

If you can take criticism and blame without resentment

If you can ignore a friend's limited education and never correct him,

If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend,

If you can conquer tension without medical help,

If you can relax without liquor,

If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,




...Then You Are Probably The Family Dog!






  
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GGMOM06 12/12/2009 6:27PM

    emoticonYA GOT ME TOO emoticon! BUT OH SO TRUE emoticon

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GIGIANDDAISY 12/10/2009 11:03PM

    I agree with Erin!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!
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FIGHT2SURVIVE 12/10/2009 10:20PM

    You stinker! I thought this was going to have a profound lesson in it! And then the picture of that adorable dog! Too much!
Erin

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2BSALLYB 12/10/2009 10:12PM

    I absolutely love this... emoticon Thanks for making me laugh.

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