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11/27/2014 Joke of the Day

Thursday, November 27, 2014

A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all of the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of Scotch that he wanted, behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier refused and said, "Because I don't believe you are over 21."The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him because he didn't believe him. At this point, the robber took his driver's license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and he put the Scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got off the license. They arrested the robber two hours later.

  
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ALICIA214 11/27/2014 1:06PM

  Good One emoticon

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PATTYKLAVER 11/27/2014 10:57AM

    The funny thing is that there are actually people that do this. Some have even left their wallets behind.

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EVIE4NOW 11/27/2014 10:57AM

  Idiot to steal and an idiot for turning over his driver's license. As Forrest says, " Stupid is as stupid does". Does make for a funny story tho. Happy Thanksgiving.

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ELRIDDICK 11/27/2014 10:51AM

  Thanks for sharing

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GAYLLYNNE 11/27/2014 10:35AM

    Hahahaha, yes, really funny!!

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10/19/14 Joke of the Day - Especially for Parents

Sunday, October 19, 2014

An old county doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out that there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5 year old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see while he helped the woman deliver the baby.

The child did so, the mother pushed, and after a little while, the doctor lifted the new born baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.

"Hit him again," the child said. "He shouldn't have crawled up there in the first place!!"

  
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PATTYKLAVER 10/20/2014 9:01AM

    Out of the mouths of babes...

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KOFFEENUT 10/19/2014 10:59PM

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ALICIA214 10/19/2014 3:33PM

 

OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES... emoticon

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MAGGIEVAN 10/19/2014 2:07PM

    Funny! Thanks for sharing.

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KNEEMAKER 10/19/2014 1:20PM

  Keep on keeping on! emoticon

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8/20/14 Finally Have Some Good News to Share

Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Alright, I'm just gonna cut to the chase and share my good news. I got a phone call yesterday from the HR manager lady that I interviewed with last week at the company my husband works for. She had already recommended me for hire but it was up in the air if I was actually going to get it because of that black mark on my record for getting arrested and all that crap. Well, she called and my check came back good enough to be hired. All that's left is my drug test to come back clean, but since I don't do drugs, I know I'm good to go.

I have to say that I am so beyond freaking excited that my tenure of hell at my current job of 3 1/2 years is FINALLY almost over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm putting in my notice when everybody who needs to know comes in today and my last day will be next Friday. The abuse is almost over and I can't stop smiling. Here's a song that I would like to dedicate to my future ex-bosses for treating such a good worker like crap for so long. emoticon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmSb
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CATTUTT 8/20/2014 1:48PM

    That's so exciting! I'm so glad you're finally getting away from that awful place. Woo hoo! Congrats!

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KOFFEENUT 8/20/2014 10:12AM

    What AWESOME news!!! Congratulations on hanging in there and continuing to actively work at changing your situation!!!
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8/4/14 Update

Monday, August 04, 2014

It's been a while again. Not much has gone on except for my doctor diagnosed me with plantar fasciitis about 2 weeks ago. Been having a lot of pains in my feet for about 2-2 1/2 months now. I kept blowing it off because sometimes the body just hurts for a bit and then goes away for no real reason. At least my body does. But, this didn't. Kept getting worse and worse and worse. I finally had had enough and made an appointment. Went in, and yeah, wasn't nothing.

So she told me to not go barefoot anymore, I had to wear memory foam slippers at home which I hate because I don't like wearing slippers that much in winter, but the middle of summer? Come on! Grrr. And I wasn't allowed to wear my sandals anymore, I had to wear good tennis shoes with plenty of soft support and that. And to take 3 ibuprofen 3 times a day. Which I have been. But I kept deteriorating and my boss at my second job essentially put me on unpaid medical leave to give me some time to heal because I just couldn't do much anymore and I was in so much pain. And even that hadn't helped. Just kept on getting worse. My right foot is so bad that it feels like my entire foot is ripping apart and the pains were shooting all the way up into my calf and my left foot seems to be staying mostly in the arch area, but that feels like it's ripping and burning even when I'm sitting.

So, since it kept getting worse, I made another appointment to see my doctor. She has officially ordered me off my feet at all times. The only time I'm allowed to put any pressure on my feet is when I'm walking from point A to point B, that's it. I have to continue the ibuprofen. She wants me to do athletic wrapping around my feet at night to get the joints to stretch while I sleep. She also gave me a shot of steroids in my right foot to see if it helps. If I'm not doing better in 3 weeks, I am to call her because at that point I would definitely have to see a podiatrist, which could mean surgery. Which is a terrifying thought to me. So, I guess we will see. Except for the point where I got the shot which is sore right now, my foot actually feels a lot better. Could just be the lidocaine working its magic, though. We will have to wait and see. But what's funny is that she warned me that it was going to hurt a lot to get the shot and I was thinking, "Well, I've had a blood clot, I deal with frequent migraines. I can handle a shot." Yeah....I screamed. LOL! She said everybody yells or screams, so I guess I don't feel bad, lol.

So, that's that. But, at least when I feel up to it, I am cleared to exercise as long as it's just swimming, or recumbent bike, or chair exercises. So, that much is good. Now, it's a waiting game. Anyway, I am going to go because writing the way I am is making my laptop dig into my arm and it's getting sore now, ha. So, until next time, keep sparking! emoticon

  
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KOFFEENUT 8/5/2014 4:18PM

    Just the THOUGHT of getting a shot in my foot makes my knees weak - take care of yourself!
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CATTUTT 8/5/2014 1:42PM

    Sorry to hear about the PF. I was diagnosed with it last year. It sucks. Mine hasn't flared up in a while, but it sounds like yours is miserable. I hope the treatments help!

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8/2/14 Joke of the Day

Saturday, August 02, 2014

An elderly woman called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car had been broken in to.

She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried.

The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way."

A few minutes later, the officer radios in. "Disregard." He says. "She got in the back-seat by mistake."

  
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IMAVISION 8/2/2014 6:46PM

    emoticon I enjoyed reading that!

God bless!

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KOFFEENUT 8/2/2014 3:51PM

    Oops!
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GERIKRAGH 8/2/2014 11:18AM

    Funny.

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