So I guess it's not the criminals you have to look out for.
Obviously this toy was not manufactured in a country who's first language is English.
In case you can't read the small print, here it is:
"If blade damage, don't be fly, otherwise it will create the human body or blame damage."
I think someone needs to redesign this cross stitch pattern...
Oh the irony of it all! lol
For those of you who may not know, Rachael Ray is a cooking celebrity and is very popular here in the USA. She has her own magazine, several different shows, books, etc.
That's what makes this really funny.