Monday, August 27, 2012
Laughter is always good theraphy, so why not some Funny Weight Loss Quotes. I guarantee you that you find at least one quote that will make you smile.
•My advice if you insist on slimming: Eat as much as you like - just don't swallow it.
•The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook. ~Andy Rooney~
keep trying to lose weight... but it keeps finding me! ~Author Unknown~
•The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends. ~Author Unknown~
•I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting my pantyhose on fire.
•Inside me there is a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate her with four or five cupcakes
•Every time I get the urge to exercise, I lie down till the feeling passes.
•Drinking three glasses of water before every meal will help you lose weight, because you will burn a lot of calories running to the bathroom.
Have a Sparktacular Day!