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Funny Weight Loss Quotes !

Monday, August 27, 2012

Laughter is always good theraphy, so why not some Funny Weight Loss Quotes. I guarantee you that you find at least one quote that will make you smile.

•My advice if you insist on slimming: Eat as much as you like - just don't swallow it.

•The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook. ~Andy Rooney~

keep trying to lose weight... but it keeps finding me! ~Author Unknown~

•The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends. ~Author Unknown~

•I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting my pantyhose on fire.

•Inside me there is a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate her with four or five cupcakes

•Every time I get the urge to exercise, I lie down till the feeling passes.

•Drinking three glasses of water before every meal will help you lose weight, because you will burn a lot of calories running to the bathroom.

Have a Sparktacular Day!


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LITTLEWIND53 8/27/2012 10:28PM

    Some great ones there, a few I have heard before, but many are new to me.

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DOTTIESPLACE 8/27/2012 9:34PM

    Thanks for the funnies, Lissa! I loved them and I love you!

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KALANTHA 8/27/2012 8:40PM

    Loved the Andy Rooney quote!

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JAXMOMMY 8/27/2012 3:40PM

    Thanks! Yep, the weight keeps finding me too!

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BIGPAWSUP 8/27/2012 12:52PM

    These are great! Thank you so much.


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BIGDOG1969 8/27/2012 12:45PM

    emoticon Thanks for posting. These are great!

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WAVAIRENE 8/27/2012 12:19PM

    Love it...especially the cupcake one. :) Thanks for sharing. emoticon

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Todays Thought !

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Thank you to everyone who supports me through this journey!


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DOTTIESPLACE 8/22/2012 2:07PM

    Right back at you! emoticon

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Just a little funny for today!

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

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LITTLEWIND53 8/27/2012 10:29PM

    Now that is one I would back for sure.....

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KALANTHA 8/21/2012 9:31PM

    Ain't THAT the truth!


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DOTTIESPLACE 8/21/2012 5:25PM

    You'd be sooooooo skinny!

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NANAW12001 8/21/2012 4:00PM

  I love this.

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KFEASEL13 8/21/2012 3:13PM

    Soo good.

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BIGPAWSUP 8/21/2012 2:30PM

    emoticon Oh I needed this today!!! emoticon

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Go speed racer Go !

Friday, August 17, 2012

One of my goals for August was to be able to keep up with my sister Dottie and my spark sister Kathy while riding our bikes. Kathy and Dottie are still monsters on their bikes.

Normally when I ride the Delaware Canal with them they are Way ahead of me because my speed is usually only around 6.5 to 8 miles per hour.

Well last night my sister Dottie wanted to ride 1 hour and 45 minutes to reach a place called "Stoney Run Aqueduct" ( that was one of her goals )

Well guess what we did it ! My sister was kind enough to stay with me and to go at my speed ( which was a 10.5 to 11.2) a big improvement from weeks prior.

My strength and endurance has increased and it was not as bad as I thought it would be, but my lady parts sure do hurt today.

I'm looking forward to ride the canal again with them and be able to make it to
" New Hope Pa" (that's about another 6.5 miles ) here is a link to the map of the canal we usually start at Mile maker 12.


Have a Sparktacular Day

Go speed racer go !

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KALANTHA 8/21/2012 9:32PM

    You're doing great, Meliss, and I'm proud of you for your focus and perseverence. Keep pedaling my little chickadee!

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    This reminded me of the song "Go Speed Racer Go" by Ali Dee and the Deekompressors! Just a fun song that gives a good pep talk emoticon

Keep Sparking!

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DOTTIESPLACE 8/17/2012 11:23PM

    New Hope or bust tomorrow morning! (Let's hope this storm is finished by then!) Loved the blog and love you!


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EFFIEANNIE 8/17/2012 8:37PM

    Iknow New Hope. We lived in New Jersey for about 5 years. Actually my son is out there now for some Folk Fest thing and visiting college frinds. We enjoyed the area around Philly very much. The Delaware Water Gap was beautiful!

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BIGPAWSUP 8/17/2012 12:43PM

    You guys are awesome on those bikes! How wonderful that you have each other.

Keep up the awesome work!


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Monday, August 13, 2012

As we have traveled down the road of life, the time I've been given to spend with my sister,
has meant more to me than mere words could ever express.
There never seems to be enough time, nor the right place,
to say all the heartfelt things you want your sister to know.
Sieze every moment, seek out every opportunity, for if you wait for that perfect moment,
you may one day find, it is too late...

~Suzette Gripp~


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DOTTIESPLACE 8/14/2012 11:05PM

    I did hug my sister today. Several times as a matter of fact. I love you, Lissa. I'm so sad for Christa and Ang. Dana was on my mind all day today. I told the girls if they needed a big sister they could borrow you, but they have to give you back.
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