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He is extremely drunk

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Sorry I had to write this on here, only found it last night, but we have just celebrated St Patrick's Day and I couldn't resist.


Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erraticaaly through the streets of Dublin. They pulled the man over and asked him if he had been drinking that evening.
"Aye, so I have> "Tis Friday, you know, so me and the lads stopped by the pub where I had six or seven pints. And then there was something called "Happy Hour" and they served these mar-gar-itos which are white good. I had four of five of' those. Then I had to drive me friend Mike home and O"course I had to go in for a couple of Guinness - couldn't be rude, ye know. Then I stopped on the way home to get a another bottle for later ..." And the man fumbled around in his coat until he located his bottle of whiskey which he help for inspection.

The officer sighed, and said, "Sir, I'm afraid I'll need you to step out of the car and take a breathalyser test."

Indignantly, the man said, "Why? Don't ye believe me?!"


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    Still laughing and my husband is too. Thanks for sharing.

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    LOL!!

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STUBBSKID69 3/22/2012 3:09AM

    The scary thing about this joke is that I've known people like that.
The ad on your blog page is advertising a lawyer for when you are arrested for DUI. It is probable not the same ad for everyone but I thought it was perfect for this blog.

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18th March 2012

Saturday, March 17, 2012

Hi folks, Having a absolutely beautiful weekend as I ahve spent so much time with the grandchildren. We are having a small birthday party for my son today (the father of the children), his B/D is on Tuesday but because the kids will not be here then we are holding it today. More good memories for the storage box LOL.

My youngest grandson and I went shopping yesterday (the other wouldn't come) but we had a good time, it was quality time with him. He picked out the birthday present for his father. So funny he saw this statue and started laughing and right or wrong he wanted that one. All it is is a big nose sitting on a golf ball. So that is the present my son is going to get.

My arm is going really great, the AV fistula is working very well. i can even feel it now just by touching it. This is really good news as at this stage it is working fine.

I am still doing a lot of walking, I really don't like to sit around any more but I have learnt over the last fortnight that I need to do a lot more exercise.

Food wise I am going really well, I don't have to eat every thing on my plate now. I can say no if I can't eat a certain food. Keeping to the right calories per day. So not many issues there any more/ But I have put on about 1 kgs. Not happy.

So I still think my problem is not enough exercises or should I say not enough variety of exercises. I need more so that I can start losing weight again.

So this will be my big goal from the 1st April to increase my exercises up to at least 2 hours per day. Also to increase my strength exercises.

I regularly walk between 6000 and 8000 steps now, have been into the 9000's a few time and even walked once at over 10,000. But my goal is to walk between 7000 to 9000 steps per day.

Goals for April, I need to still give my arm time to heal.

1. Start again on the first of April

2. Walk at least 1 hour per day

3. plus exercise at least 1 hour per day (total 2 hours)

4. Strength train 3 times per week for between 30 and 60 minutes per time.

5. to start losing weight again so that I can make this year's goal of losing 25kgs.

Now I better get ready to go over and see the grandies again


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    Wonderful goals. So happy to hear your arm is getting so much better. Sounds like a fun weekend.

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JILL313 3/21/2012 8:45PM

    How did your son like the present his son (& You) picked out? I hope it made him LOL--is he into golf? You have wonderful goals for April and I know with your great determination and willpower you will do well achieving them. I always love hearing about your sweet Grandies who you love so much--that's is just Wonderful and they love you too.

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TRUCKERWIFE2 3/21/2012 7:04PM

    You are such an inspiration Wendy! Keep up the good work! I'm glad you are able to do more as time goes on. Keep up the good work!

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DUSTYPRAIRIE 3/19/2012 6:19PM

    You sound great! So glad things are going well for you.



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I.M.MAGIC 3/19/2012 11:39AM

    Kids can have the most marvelous sense of humor... lol

Glad everything is going well for you--and I'm proud of you for "raising the bar" for yourself, especially with the recent surgery still healing. You're doing GREAT!

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ROSGETSSERIOUS 3/19/2012 1:41AM

    Great goals Wendy - so glad your arm is improving.
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CBEVNOW 3/18/2012 3:33PM

    Sounds like good times, good gift, good party, god walking ,good diet, arm is good. ----Sounds good.

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    emoticon news on the weekend with your grandchildren, Wendy, as well as the goals for April!

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    What a day you're enjoying. All good! emoticon emoticon
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1CRAZYDOG 3/17/2012 8:27PM

    Well, I'll bet your sone will be surprisd by the present! HEE HEE!

Glad you're doing well. HUGS!

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TRYINGHARD1948 3/17/2012 7:46PM

    You are really getting into it Wendy. Go girl go!

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    Good goals! You seem to be really in touch with yourself emoticonEnjoy the birthday party.

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16th March 2012

Thursday, March 15, 2012

Hi Everyone, my arm is still sore from the operation, not at the cut but down the arm. Every time I move it it feels like it is tearing. There was a lot of work done on the inside that you cannot see. It will get better in a few weeks. So I am still taking it easy and resting my arm.

The only exercise I can do at the moment is walking and a bit of movement using the chair but only moving my legs.

My grandies are coming over this morning as they have a student free day. So 3 lovely days of pleasure with them. But I need to be careful and not damage my arm.

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I.M.MAGIC 3/19/2012 11:27AM

    I remember my hand surgery last year... that kind of thing takes about six weeks to heal--and THEN you have to work back into regular activity a little at a time. For me there was physical therapy... I am not sure if they go that route with fistulas, but you may want to ask in a week or two... Meanwhile, have some careful fun with the kids!

I KNOW it will distract from the pain... until the end of the day, when you're by yourself! LOL

Take care sweet friend...

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    Love your sign Wendy. Take care. emoticon

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OPALMOON 3/16/2012 10:19PM

    Glad to hear you will have 3 days with your grandchildren, Wendy! I hope they help to take your mind off the pain- do be careful of your arm though! Hope the pain settles soon.
Love the poster!! I loved getting spoilt by mine when I was a kid.
Enjoy your weekend - hugs and blessings, Nattacia

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CBEVNOW 3/16/2012 2:25PM

    take care of your arm,and dont be throwing any balls around, LOL.My grand children are older but i love it when they come and visit
Truley---do be careful of your arm, im sure it will take a while to really heal.
Have fun.
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WENDYJM4 3/16/2012 7:31AM

    thank you, I was very careful with my arm and I had a lovely day today. A lot more to come, another 2 days of pleasure. LOL.
Although it is biting a bit now I have stopped.

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    Hope your arm get's better soon. Love that saying soooo true
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ORCHIDLADY56 3/15/2012 9:18PM

    Hoping your arm heals and is better soon. Enjoy the grandies!

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    Enjoy your grandbabies and please be careful with your arm.

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    Take care of yourself!

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SUSIEPH1 3/15/2012 8:22PM

    Hi Wendy .
Have a wonderful time with your grandies and look after that arm my dear friend !! . Thinking of you !!

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MENNOLY 3/15/2012 8:02PM

    Enjoy your grand children and take care of yourself!

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    Takes a while for veins to recover but it will happen!

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CLAIRE_LEFT_SP 3/15/2012 7:22PM

    I love your background picture right now! (koala bears)

It must be a bit scary to feel like it's tearing inside! Yikes. Be healthy and enjoy your grandies - I love that word! Never heard it before so it's gotta be a down under thing.
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  Take it easy and enjoy the grandkids!

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Friday 9th March

Friday, March 09, 2012

Home from Adelaide. Operation went okay, lots of bruising on my arm but no pain. A lot different than what I thought it would be, I had this done by local anaesthetic and it took an hour to complete. It is called a AV fistula where they cut the vein and joined it onto the artery.
I am very tired, it has been a very long day. Going to bed.
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    pleased it went well take care and rest

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    Rest and be well, my friend.
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    glad you are okay. enjoy the long weekend.

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    Glad it is over for you Wendy...hope you can relax and enjoy the weekend!

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SUSIEPH1 3/9/2012 7:00PM

    Welcome Home Wendy ... glad all went well ...
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    So glad all went well.

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    Glad it went well, glad you're back. Be well!!!!! HUGS!!!

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JILL313 3/9/2012 11:32AM

    It's so good to hear you did well and have that off your mind--at least I hope so. I'm so glad you're back as you were missed.

Hugs,

Jill

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MENNOLY 3/9/2012 9:34AM

    Happy it went OK, hope you feel better soon!

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I.M.MAGIC 3/9/2012 8:52AM

    I am so glad that's over for you and that it went okay! A very busy day from the sound of things, and you DESERVE a rest!

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4th March

Sunday, March 04, 2012

Hi everyone, thank you so very much of all your comments, they are very much appreciated.
I have had a very lazy day today still so tired. Leaving tomorrow morning to go to Adelaide. I will be back on Friday night. Get on here then and let you all know how I got on.
I am a bit nervous but I know it has to be done.
Miss you all. What am I going to do without your support for 5 days. I will have withdrawal symptoms.
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TRUCKERWIFE2 3/6/2012 1:45PM

    "BEAUTIFUL WOMAN AWARD!"

Hi! Just a shout out to congratulate you!
You are the recipient of the "Beautiful Woman Award!"
"Once you've been given this award, you have to paste it on the 8 women who deserve it! If you receive more than 3, you know you're really beautiful! If you break the chain, nothing will happen, but it's always good to know someone thinks you are beautiful inside and out!"

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    Hope everything goes well in Adelaide! Have a safe trip!

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    I've missed a blog or two of yours so I don't know why you're going to Adelaide, but good luck with whatever you're doing Wendy.
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    Keep your spirits up and have the vest week you could have under the circumstances. Will miss you in the huddles! emoticon

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1CRAZYDOG 3/4/2012 11:46AM

    awwwww....sending best wishes your way, my dear. HUGS!

Your grandson is a hoot! I feel the same as you about age. I'm not there till I'm there!!

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WENDYJM4 3/4/2012 4:46AM

    thank you for your positive thoughts. On the weekend I was talking to Brodie and I said something about my 8 year old precious grandson, he turned around and said "I'm nearly nine". Dad and I cracked up laughing at this comment. He was one day over being eight. The difference of being young he is nearly nine and I will be 55 until the day I turn 56.
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MOMMA_BEAR_69 3/4/2012 4:25AM

    Have a safe trip and enjoy as best you can! Blessings and positive thoughts coming your way.
Praying...

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JILL313 3/4/2012 2:36AM

    You will be missed. God Bless and continue to think positive--you are strong.

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SUSIEPH1 3/4/2012 2:09AM

    You know you will be in my heart and my thoughts and I will be sending you so many positive vibes you can't help but be be fine !!.I will miss you too .. and so will all the team ... love you my friend ..Susie

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