Wednesday, May 05, 2010
Last night, it happen again. I woke up to find myself sitting on my walker. My shoes where placed on the seat of it and I sat on the shoes that where on my walker. One would think that once I sat on the shoes, I would have awaken. But I don't know how long I was there.
I also saw that I had knocked my large water cup into the trash can, my cordless phone was off the charger and on the floor near the door and my c-pap machine was half way off the table.
I sat there for a few minutes taking it all in and then called my husband on his cell at work to tell him what had happened. I didn't want to forget. We had a good conversation about that and a lot of other things. Should I call my Neurologist and tell him? Or wait till my appointment on the 24th and see what the MRI"S say?
Maybe someone can help me with this because as hard as I try, I can't for the life of me figure it out.
I have a friend who claims that she can't sleep at night and walks the floor all night long. She finally falls asleep, as she says, at around 7am. She does this every night. She says that some days she goes without sleep for 2 days or can only take cat naps of 15 minutes. This is not normal. She does drink a lot of coffee, from my house.I go through 3 large cans a month!!! But I've taken to have her drink 1 glass of water for every cup of coffee she drinks. She hates water but oh well.
She is on disability. Loves to play bingo and slots at the casinos a lot. She would go there late at night. But her mom has cut her off. Or should I say limited her pleasure of going so much.
She always has to be busy, busy doing something. She cannot stay still even when over at my house. And she will drain you dry money wise and emotionally. She is driving her mom (which lives with her) and us all nuts.....
And the worst part is, she is a habitual liar. Her story just changes in a matter of seconds. Oh yeah...she has now developed just about every illness I have and some of my sisters too.. I'm going to stop there because I could write a book.
So I ask you all. Does any one have any for me? PLEASE!!!!!! And be totally honest....
Monday, May 03, 2010
They made me say it...
Now I have to tell you all these stupid Monday jokes.....
A blond, brunette and redhead are in a desert.
The brunette says, “I brought some water so we don’t get dehydrated.” The redhead says, “I brought some suntan lotion so we don’t get sunburned.” Then the blond says I brought a car door.” The other girls say, “Why did you bring that?” Then the blond says, “So I can roll down the window if it gets hot.
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?” To which she replied, “There certainly is!” My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”
Q: How do you make a blond laugh on Monday mornings? A: Tell them a joke on Friday night.
A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. "How much is
that Barbie in the window?", he asks the shop assistant.
The assistant replies, "Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for
$25.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $25.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $25.95,
Barbie Goes to the Beach for $25.95, and Divorced Barbie for $495.00"
The guy asks, "Why is Divorced Barbie different from all the others ?
"That's obvious," the assistant says, "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's
house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture..."
Q: Which Search Engine does Arnold Schwarzenegger use?
A: Alta Vista baby.
Nothing is permanent in this world,
not even our problems . . !
~ Charlie Chaplin
The most wasted day in life,
the day in which, we have not laughed.
~ Charlie Chaplin
I like walking in the rain,
because nobody can see my tears.
~ Charlie Chaplin
If everything seems under control,
you're just not going fast enough.
~ Mario Andretti
Incite a riot of new ideas.
~ Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Saturday, May 01, 2010
Today, Saturday, marks the beginning of a new month and a new day for you to be, do, achieve, lose all that junk in the trunk, middle, hips or thighs. Or maybe a few things inside the house as well....
Eat those fresh/ frozen fruits and veggies. Get those omega 3's in . Walk, run, bend, jump, clean, whatever form of exercise it is...get it in and done.
Then when it's all said and done for the day, you can just relax
Let's get hopping...
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
WELL HERE IT IS..... BRADLEY IS FEELING MUCH BETTER. HE IS EATING LIKE A PIG AND DRINKING LIKE A FISH. AND POOR BABY HAS BEEN PIDDLING ON THE FLOOR BECAUSE HE HAS TO GO OUT EVERY HOUR IT SEEMS. BUT NO MORE SCRATCHING AND TRYING TO BITE HIS LITTLE TAIL OFF.
ME: HAD THE MRI. THEY ONLY DID 3 SETS THIS TIME WITH CONTRAST DYE. THEY HAD TO INFORM ME THAT I AM A BLEEDER.... I KNEW THAT....
BUT THE WRAPPED ME UP SO TIGHT THIS TIME THAT MY RIGHT SHOULDER AND ARM WERE HURTING SO BAD THIS TIME THAT THEY ONLY GAVE ME A BOTTLE OF WARM WATER.... THE DR. WILL GET THE FILM AND HE WILL TELL ME WHAT THEY FOUND WHEN I GO SEE HIM IN 1 WEEK....
WAIT AND SEE BUT I WILL NOT BE PRAYING FOR PATIENCE....
AND BECAUSE THIS BLOG WAS SO BORING, HERE IS A LITTLE ENTERTAINMENT FOR YOU.....
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?
I have good news and bad news
Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?
Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus.
Patient: What happened?
Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?
Patient: Give me the bad news first.
Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them.
Patient: That's terrible! What's the good news?
Doctor: There's a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers.
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Nurse: No change yet.
Benefits of having Alzheimer's disease
5. You never have to watch reruns on television.
4. You are always meeting new people.
3. You don't have to remember the whines and complaints of your spouse.
2. You can hide your own Easter eggs.
1. Mysteries are always interesting.
The prison hospital
Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys. I only came to see if you could get me out of this place!
Doctor: I am, bit by bit.
Would you please do me a favor?
A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.
Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?
Patient: Why? Doctor, it wasn't all that bad this time.
Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now, and I don't want to miss the four o'clock ball game.
I can't find the cause of your pain
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, "I can't find a cause for your complaint. Frankly, I think it's due to drinking."
"In that case," said the patient, "I'll come back when you're sober"
Will I live any longer?
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?
Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer.
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