"If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich Maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to say 'Heimlich Maneuver' when you're chocking to death."
i learned that the best exercise and education you can get is having to dig yourself out of a hole.
i've learned that no matter how badly i've screwed up, i can always find someone else that has done even worse than i did.
It's funny, the things we like the most are either illegal, immoral or fattening."
from the movie Life With Father
Absentee: a missing golf accessory!