i've learned that no matter how badly i've screwed up, i can always find someone else that has done even worse than i did.
It's funny, the things we like the most are either illegal, immoral or fattening."
from the movie Life With Father
Absentee: a missing golf accessory!
what do you call a a cat who ate an entire mallard in 1 sitting? a duck filled fatty puss of course!
"One man has enthusiasm for 30 minutes, another for 30 days, but it is the man who has it for 30 years who makes a success of his life."
Edward B. Butler