can a balanced diet be a cookie in each hand?
"We spent the first twelve months of our childrens lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up."
"The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth."
"While one finds company in himself and his pursuits, he cannot feel old, no matter what his years may be."
Amos Bronson Alcott
"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."