"The author of the iliad is either Homer or, if not homer, somebody else of the same name."
sometimes it just seems to be a day like that!! lol.
"Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit."
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye!"
Bloom where you are planted."
i thought this may be a good to start with.
"I was walking down the street wearing glasses and the prescription ran out."
sometimes it just feels like one of those days.