"My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle."
and so do the other members of my family, come to think of it,lol!
this one struck me and i had to share it with my fellow sparkers!
"Diamonds are a girls best friend, and the guy that gave them to her isn't doing to bad either!"
"The more sand that has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it."
"My riches consist not in the extent of my possesions, but in the fewness of my wants." J. Brotherton
"The eye of a human being is a microscope, which makes the world seem bigger than it really is."