Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of nonessentials."
"I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. i said i don't know."
"History repeats itself, just to rub it in."
"My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle."
and so do the other members of my family, come to think of it,lol!
this one struck me and i had to share it with my fellow sparkers!
"Diamonds are a girls best friend, and the guy that gave them to her isn't doing to bad either!"